Snapped Puns

That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.

she'd be Debris Larson.

"Ugh, I baroque a string whilst trilling to fix my piano. Well, I guess i legato get a new one"

It buckled under all the pressure.

It was time to cut the ties.

Woah there partner, this could of been an endgame spoiler, better be more careful next time.

I don't feel so good...

I’d never heard or seen such a high note.

Dad said It's a game of two halves!

He replied, "Did you wake up grumpy... or did you leave him asleep?"

Apparently, it turned out to not be his strong suit!

An insta-gator

Because they heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.

Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch over there and tell me all about it.

Business has been Brisk, baby!

I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.

“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”

They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”

“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”

Cheese

Snap cackle n' pop

Math, physics, comp sci. The only easy class was "The American Century." Open book midterm and final, so he wasn't going to do any of the reading all semester.

“It’s a huge waste of time, Dad,” he laughed when I objected. “I’m not learning a damn thing in the class.”

“Well, then you’re just going to have to take that class over again,” I snapped at him.

“What are you talking about?” he yelped.

“You know why, Gabe,” I said. “Those who don’t learn from history are condemned to repeat it.”

Snap crackle pop

They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.

"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.

"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the world are you doing that?!"

The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick?"

Snap-On tools!

It’s a real head turner.

I saw a yet-i.

Dad: Honey we got a cerial killer over here.

He snapped.

They walk in and see a man standing over a body with a broken neck. So they take the man into questioning and ask him why he did it, the man said “It was a snap decision”

That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.

You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.

Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..

And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, she’d say to Little Hop, “If you keep on keepin’ on hoppin around all aimless, I’m gonna turn you into a toad!”

Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.

Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frog’s patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden filled with a terrible frustration.

And just like a firecracker went off, in a sudden snap, Mama Frog turned Little Hop straight into a toad!

And when it was done, Mama Frog looked at him direct, shook her head, and said..

“I toad you so.”

I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. . . . .

It’s all about raisin awareness.

No. It was a snap.

(Theresa May is UK prime minister)

Every time I snap I forget the last thing I did (SNAP)

Dang, it's hoth out there.

it just seems a bit too twisted of a plan.

And that’s the reason why I have a cast on it.

Him: Yes, I’m not kidding you.

I think he just snapped.

That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.

She was played by Debris Larson.