Smokey Bear Puns

A list of puns related to "Smokey Bear"

"Never buy flowers from a monk", Smokey the Bear said.

Only you can prevent florist friars.

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👤︎ u/Jack_Forrest
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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I don't understand why the Australian authorities haven't called out the lady sheep to deal with the fires. Everyday, when I was a child, Smokey the Bear was on TV telling me,

"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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What is Smokey the Bear's middle name?

The

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👤︎ u/redhazervn
📅︎ Jun 13 2015
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Dad told me this one yesterday

Him:You know what Smokey the Bear's middle name is? Me: what Him: The

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👤︎ u/andyg1036
📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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