I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?
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She was watching our wedding video again.
A rad-ish
Not to worry, only Minor Miner Injuries
Beer nuts are just over five dollars, deer nuts are only under a buck.
Planck, but not by much.
…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."
The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
A Labracadabrador
It’s a different kettle of fish altogether.
Near Mint Condition!!!
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says “coolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
- I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!
Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that “creative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!
I might get a bit carried away.
Bud Lite
Eileen
you get a Jar Jar in an Ajar Jar.
It was so small that I couldn't even see it at first. She had to point it out, a tiny brown pinhead crawling up our slightly-darker-brown cabinet about knee-high.
"How did you even see that?" I asked.
And she answered, "With my spider-sense."
I love this woman so, so much.
Seated at the bar is an elderly lady, mid eighties.
The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"
It's called bye-lingual.
"Well doc, there would appear to be a woman stuck to my butt."
I would walk into every room while giving tours with my arms outstretched, head tilted slightly upwards, eyes shining, just admiring the beauty of the space and then spin around slowly and proudly state, "And this? THIS is where the magic happens!"
No response.
So he asks again, “What do you do?!”
No response.
Slightly agitated the cow again asks “WHAT DO YOU DO?!”
The farmer blurts “I HERD YOU!”
A Rad-ish
Eileen
Has one breast and one testicle.
Rather worried, Noah said “But my Lord, have the people not been good this time? Must there be another flood?”
“No, there will not be a flood, the people have been good.” Said the Lord.
“Then why another ark?” Asked Noah.
“I wish for this ark to only house fish.” The Lord replied.
A slightly confused Noah responded “Okay... I shall do as you wish my Lord.”
“But not just any fish; only carp.” The Lord said unto him.
Noah, now more bemused, replied “Uh- okay my Lord.”
“One more thing.” The Lord said unto him “it needs to have multiple levels.”
“Are you sure my Lord? What is the purpose of this? What on earth is it all for?” Noah pressed.
And God said: “I want you to build a multi-story carp-ark.”
Passed from my father unto me, to pass onto my son when he becomes a father.
So I packed my stuff and right.
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute and when I came out, I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a slight limp...
no one got their lemonade and the cake was ruined
'Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!' She was watching our wedding video again."
She was watching our wedding video again.
She is watching our wedding video again.
…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."
She is watching our wedding video again.
…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."
She was watching our wedding video again
rad-ish
