A list of puns related to "Skunks"
Odor in the court!!
Law and odor
Odour eaters.
But it was a real fortune smeller.
They're very scentimental
A foul smell.
They don't make sense
A mother skunk had two baby skunks. She named them In and Out. Mother skunk sent her two babies out to play so In and Out both went outside. At supper time Mother skunk called for In and Out to come in. Out skunk came in but In was no where to be found. Mother skunk sent Out back out to find In but to no avail. Out came back in to tell Mother In could not be found. Mother skunk went out and found In almost immediately. How did she do it........ Instinct.
It wouldn't make any scents!
Because they are best for shaving their Pew-Bic Hair..
A smellicopter.
I couldn't tell you what his stinking problem was.
LET US SPRAY!
My 73 year old dad told this joke to me this morning.
He likes keeping everything in odor.
I stink, therefore I am.
As they order their drinks, the bartender asks, “Who’s paying for these?”
The skunk says “Don’t look at me, I’ve only got one scent”
The doe replies “not me, I haven’t had a buck in years!”
The duck answers “Sorry, I only have one bill on me”
Finally, the giraffe chimes in “Don’t worry guys, the high balls are on me”
Friend: Oh no! Bitten completely off? How does she smell? Me: Terrible!
Don't worry, it stinks anyway.
I stink, therefore I am.
I told her she better get a good artist so it doesn't stink.
Only he was sommelier.
End stinks.
Let us spray.
On his smell phone
Just a phew...
Roommate: "Have I ever shown you guys my pet skunk? He died it was really sad."
Me: "Wow, that really stinks."
A fowl smell!
A fowl smell!
A fowl smell!
A fowl smell!
A fowl smell!
Law and Odor.
To get to the odor side.
"Odor in the court!"
Law and Odor.
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