Why is six afraid of seven?
7 was a well known 6 offender
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What has six legs and feathers?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
A jazz guitarist couldnβt play a gig at a venue that had only six electrical receptacles.
His equipment required a seventh cord.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
I don't get how it's possible to reduce the social distancing requirement from six feet to three feet.
In almost all cases its impossible to have three feet between 2 people.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
My uncle's wife is a centimeter tall, has six legs, and is always on edge.
I guess you could say she's a little a(u)nt-sy.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
How do you turn six into nine?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
My friend told me I could make six figures a year by becoming a sculptor
He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Playing rainbow six using Calculator as a controller
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Why is six afraid of seven
Because seven eight nine
( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)
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︎ Jan 14 2021
From my six years daughter: what kind of bread does the sun like?
A heart shaped bread. (she pronounced it "hot" with a heavy British accent). This is her Valentine day joke. I am a proud dad.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I finally kicked out my girlfriend about six months ago, and it's been nothing but Happy Days for me since.
The bitch took all the other box sets.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Why was six afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a prime number and I assume they can be very intimidating
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︎ Dec 01 2020
In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
A sketchy looking guy rented six smoke machines from my shop, so I called the cops.
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
What's harder to remove from an apartment than six spiders?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What does my six year old and an old British car have in common?
They both love to stall when you need to go somewhere.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I got mugged by six dwarfs yesterday...
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Out-dadded by my 5 y/o niece
I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed.
My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count."
Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."
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︎ Oct 05 2020
A man named six gave his friends three and five some chocolate bars. Three got 7 chocolate bars and five got eight of them. Three was upset he had less than five did, and five was sad that his friend was sad, so he asked six if three could have another chocolate bar.
He gave one to three for five
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What is SIX without S?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
My friend asked me to go to the store and get six cans of Sprite.
I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Which word has twenty-six letters?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
From my six year old: What do you call a dinosaur with rotten eggs?
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?
..one of them won't be Happy.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Whatβs a footβs favorite month?
Whatβs a footβs favorite month?
March
My six-year-old son made that up.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
There was a civil war at the North Pole once, but the elves don't talk about it much...
It was a cold war. Also a short war, with little casualties.
It lasted six months. The truce came after the elves realized they'd wasted the whole day fighting.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Ladyfingers are the opposite of mentos
Dad hat tip to u/xcammanx
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Iβm so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Why six is afraid of seven?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Why is yoda afraid of 7?
Because six, seven eight.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a "six" offender
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.
One of them is not Happy.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
I got mugged by six dwarves...
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︎ Oct 10 2020
My friend told me I could make six figures a year if I was a sculptor
He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Why did was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
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