Why is six afraid of seven?

7 was a well known 6 offender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisokaLaMagician
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What has six legs and feathers?

the Three Musketeers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChangeNew389
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Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.

Most only grow two.

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A jazz guitarist couldn’t play a gig at a venue that had only six electrical receptacles.

His equipment required a seventh cord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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I don't get how it's possible to reduce the social distancing requirement from six feet to three feet.

In almost all cases its impossible to have three feet between 2 people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay-to-the-apple
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My uncle's wife is a centimeter tall, has six legs, and is always on edge.

I guess you could say she's a little a(u)nt-sy.

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.

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How do you turn six into nine?

Remove the β€œs”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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My friend told me I could make six figures a year by becoming a sculptor

He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled.

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What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?

A hundred dollar bill.

This is my dad's favorite joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorModalus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Playing rainbow six using Calculator as a controller
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Why is six afraid of seven

Because seven eight nine ( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zellerzium
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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From my six years daughter: what kind of bread does the sun like?

A heart shaped bread. (she pronounced it "hot" with a heavy British accent). This is her Valentine day joke. I am a proud dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSpeedskater
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I finally kicked out my girlfriend about six months ago, and it's been nothing but Happy Days for me since.

The bitch took all the other box sets.

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Why was six afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a prime number and I assume they can be very intimidating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trashpanda-5143
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them isn't Happy.

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A sketchy looking guy rented six smoke machines from my shop, so I called the cops.

He must be part of some extreme mist group.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What's harder to remove from an apartment than six spiders?

Ten ants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What does my six year old and an old British car have in common?

They both love to stall when you need to go somewhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyitsryan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I got mugged by six dwarfs yesterday...

Not Happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rendesr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Out-dadded by my 5 y/o niece

I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed.

My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count."

Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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A man named six gave his friends three and five some chocolate bars. Three got 7 chocolate bars and five got eight of them. Three was upset he had less than five did, and five was sad that his friend was sad, so he asked six if three could have another chocolate bar.

He gave one to three for five

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GayMadMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What is SIX without S?

9

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravenescu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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My friend asked me to go to the store and get six cans of Sprite.

I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Which word has twenty-six letters?

Alphabet

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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From my six year old: What do you call a dinosaur with rotten eggs?

Eggstinked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Username89054
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?

..one of them won't be Happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What’s a foot’s favorite month?

What’s a foot’s favorite month? March

My six-year-old son made that up.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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There was a civil war at the North Pole once, but the elves don't talk about it much...

It was a cold war. Also a short war, with little casualties.

It lasted six months. The truce came after the elves realized they'd wasted the whole day fighting.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Ladyfingers are the opposite of mentos

Dad hat tip to u/xcammanx

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...

Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferventlycavalier
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Why six is afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)

not what you think

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Why is yoda afraid of 7?

Because six, seven eight.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a "six" offender

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Smith82
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In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them is not Happy.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I got mugged by six dwarves...

Not Happy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heybroletsparty
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My friend told me I could make six figures a year if I was a sculptor

He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
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Why did was six afraid of seven?

Seven was a registered six offender.

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