Which rock group has four members and doesn't sing?

Mt. Rushmore

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I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.

It’s my jingle bell rock.

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Whenever you're in the jungle, the urge to sing.

Is only ever

A whim away A whim away

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Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing

They're called Mount. Rushmore

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Who sings before eating?

Mosquitoes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RecoveringRelapser
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What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell

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I got a bunch of crows together and tried to teach them how to sing

But it just resulted in a cacawphony

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zaeran
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What do you call a fish that sings right on key?

A tunable fish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lspeed64
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Everyone told Sam not to sing
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Why did the technician sing to the broken computer?

Trouble-soothing.

My son loves this one with online learning. I only had to explain to him what troubleshooting was 4 times!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OrangeCandi
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I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone.

And then Samsung.

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Nobody wanted to sing Whitesnake with me...

So here I go again on my own.

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My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.

But oops, I did it again.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/danielsoft1
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My wife asked if I would sing Wonderwall.

I said maybe....

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My dad tried to sing yesterday.

He had a bit of treble with the high notes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stormbreaker636
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what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?

We will wok you

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pretlik
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What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?

Elvish

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just came across this pun thread from an eternity ago, seriously,, it was worth Peru-sing
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When my daughter is nauseous, I sing to help relax her...

Apparently she's not a big fan of 'Let It Go'

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What did the well driller sing to his customers when he couldn't find water for them.

Noel Noel Noel

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/timthedriller
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What do you call a computer that sings..

Adele

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I went to the opticians yesterday and she asked to sing a high note when I asked why, she told me

β€œSo we know if you can C#”

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At a conference there was the most courageous person who went by the name Sam. Before he got on the stage to deliver his impressive speech, all attendees begged him not to sing.

But Samsung anyway.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vapingpigeon94
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What did the starfish sing when they gained independence?

Sea stars are doin' it for themselves

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gubaxter
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Everyone told Sam not to sing

But Samsung

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
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How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till its Bill Withers

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dunkulture1
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It helps if you sing it
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lams1d
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I want to hear 99 people sing 'Africa' by Toto.

It's something that a hundred men or more could never do...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/engineerwho_
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Sam, don't sing, we're going deaf
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Why do people sing in the shower?

Because the audience in the toilet is shit!

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I have a cricket in my heater closet who sings all night long

I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.

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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/warpuffed
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What Rock Group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?

Called Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/streety22
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What do you call a laptop that can sing?

A Dell.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Grexti
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What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rtedith
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What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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For me, the urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock!

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Everyone told Sam not to sing!

But Samsung anyway…

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HogHank
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What rock group has 4 guys who can't sing or play instruments?

Mount Rushmore

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For me, the urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thegreatsorcerer
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What rock group has four people that don’t sing?

Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/potatoOnABus
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Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?

Mount Rushmore!

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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock.

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