Which rock group has four members and doesn't sing?
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I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
Itβs my jingle bell rock.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Whenever you're in the jungle, the urge to sing.
Is only ever
A whim away
A whim away
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What do you call a laptop that sings?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but donβt sing?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Who sings before eating?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I got a bunch of crows together and tried to teach them how to sing
But it just resulted in a cacawphony
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︎ Jan 29 2021
What do you call a fish that sings right on key?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Why did the technician sing to the broken computer?
Trouble-soothing.
My son loves this one with online learning. I only had to explain to him what troubleshooting was 4 times!
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Everyone told Sam not to sing
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Nobody wanted to sing Whitesnake with me...
So here I go again on my own.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.
But oops, I did it again.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What do you sing when a witch gets married?
Ding! Dong! The witch is wed!
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
My dad tried to sing yesterday.
He had a bit of treble with the high notes.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
My wife asked if I would sing Wonderwall.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What did the well driller sing to his customers when he couldn't find water for them.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
When my daughter is nauseous, I sing to help relax her...
Apparently she's not a big fan of 'Let It Go'
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︎ Dec 06 2020
just came across this pun thread from an eternity ago, seriously,, it was worth Peru-sing
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What do you call a computer that sings..
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What did the starfish sing when they gained independence?
Sea stars are doin' it for themselves
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I went to the opticians yesterday and she asked to sing a high note when I asked why, she told me
βSo we know if you can C#β
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︎ Nov 17 2020
At a conference there was the most courageous person who went by the name Sam. Before he got on the stage to deliver his impressive speech, all attendees begged him not to sing.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Everyone told Sam not to sing
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︎ Nov 20 2020
How do you make a duck sing?
Put it in the oven till its Bill Withers
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︎ Oct 18 2020
It helps if you sing it
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I want to hear 99 people sing 'Africa' by Toto.
It's something that a hundred men or more could never do...
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Sam, don't sing, we're going deaf
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Why do people sing in the shower?
Because the audience in the toilet is shit!
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I have a cricket in my heater closet who sings all night long
I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.
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︎ Aug 14 2020
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What Rock Group has four men that don't sing?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What do you call a laptop that can sing?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
For me, the urge to sing βThe Lion Sleeps Tonightβ is always just a whim away...
...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
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︎ Jun 02 2020
I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.
I call it my jingle bell rock!
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Everyone told Sam not to sing!
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What rock group has 4 guys who can't sing or play instruments?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
For me, the urge to sing βThe Lion Sleeps Tonightβ is always just a whim away...
a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
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︎ Sep 20 2019
What rock group has four people that donβt sing?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Whatβs a rock group of 4, where none of them sing?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.
I call it my jingle bell rock.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
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