What do you call a horse that gets its sight back
A see horse
From my dad tonight
A formerly blind man finishes his last round of eye surgery to gain his sight. The doctor asks if he has any last questions.
Patient: no, I think I'll see my self out.
Did that man in the Bible really leave his sense of sight in the hands of one person claiming to be the son of God?
Talk about blind faith
With no buses, trains, or taxis in sight, and my wife going into labor, I figured the only solution was a piggyback.
But she refused to give me one.
My Wife was complaining about her deteriating eye sight
I said it's a shame because they're so pretty. I guess they weren't made for use, but just for looks.
I can't abide lending money, just the sight of an IOU note makes me furious.
I have Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
A vulture was boarding a plane and he brought with him a dead racoon. The flight attendant, mortified by the sight and stench, pointed at the carcass and asked "Sir why did you bring a dead racoon with you."
The vulture said. "Oh this? This is my carrion luggage."
There are many wonderful moments and beautiful sights when raising a child.
But the sight of your daughter stealing the last piece of chicken is truly breast taking.
As we continue to deal with the mask wearing, social distancing and uncertainty through the coming weeks, we can’t lose sight of how important it is to continue taking these precautions.
As much as it sucks, it’s better to be safe than SARS-y
My girlfriend was born without her little toe and the sight of her foot makes me physically ill.
My therapist said I'm lack toes intolerant.
When fencing, my friend acted like he collapsed unconscious from fright upon sight of his opponent's epee...
He feinted.
I had to walk 50 miles to get to my home. There, I saw a welcoming sight.
It was the mat on my front stoop.
I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once. It was a bad idea in Heinz-sight.
I’ve got a rare sight disorder from watching Mary Poppins too many times... it called umdiddleyumdiddleyumdiddley eye.
A blind guy goes into the closing store, grabs his dog by the tail and begins to spin. A worker shocked by the sight asked "sir may i help you please". The guy smiles and says.
Has anyone seen my glasses. I've managed to loose sight of them.
A.. beautiful sight. We're... happy... tonight.
What do you call an atom with good sight?
An eye-sotope
I was talking to my boyfriend about difficult it was for my band to sight read sheet music by Stevie Wonder.
He said "of course it's hard, he was blind you know!"
According to the catholic church, Popeye has blessed sight.
He has Pope eyes.
In Heinz sight, the sign wasn't a great idea.
https://i.imgur.com/4p6xf5X.jpg
I'm going to move to Canada and become a Guru for Sight, Hearing, Smell, Taste and Touch...
I'll be a Sense-eh!
Legally Blind Man Throws in a Dad Joke After Gaining his Sight Back (Video)
"What's it like Mark?" "Eye Opening" http://youtu.be/3BtKgD6CeA8?t=48s
