My friend Sid has had his ID stolen...

He's now known as 'S'

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.

It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vbloke
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Where did Sid Vicious like to read books?

In a punk rocker.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Joesdad65
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I need a pun

Idk if this fits this sub, but I'm planning a Halloween costume and just need a punny name for it.

I'm going to wear timberland boots, camo cargo pants, an olive/brown/green/earth t-shirt, aviator sunglasses, and get a beer bandolier.

I need a solider/army/military + beer/alcohol/drinking pun to name the costume. Any suggestions?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lcg32195
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I have a friend who keeps giving me colanders for every birthday and Christmas...

It is really putting a strain on our relationship.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/StingsLikeBitch
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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How do mathematicians fight?

Dad (after i failed a math test): they square up.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/1newworldorder
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2017
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