Siamese Twins Puns

A list of puns related to "Siamese Twins"

I've been having an affair with my wife's siamese twin.

We're doing it behind her front.

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👤︎ u/Cecil_the_wonderdog
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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Dad: “Those siamese twins must have a great relationship.”

Me: “why’s that?”

Dad: “because they’re joined at the hip.”

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👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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My sister and I are Siamese twins

I'm quite attached to her

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👤︎ u/kafka30
📅︎ Nov 15 2017
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What do you call identical cats?

Siamese twins

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👤︎ u/fartingtelepath
📅︎ Jul 03 2018
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