If you leave a grape out in the hot sun, it will shrivel and dry up.

Just raisin awareness.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Aug 22 2016
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Just cleaning out the fridge and found this dried up and shrivelled behind the egg tray. What a waste.
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Destroyed my wife yesterday with this dad joke

Wife: "Look at my hands. They're getting wrinkles. I'm old. I bet my ovaries are just shriveling up as we speak."

Me: "I don't know, I think you're...ovary-acting."

Wife: [long pause and sigh] "I deserved that..."

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