If you leave a grape out in the hot sun, it will shrivel and dry up.
Just raisin awareness.
Just cleaning out the fridge and found this dried up and shrivelled behind the egg tray. What a waste.
Destroyed my wife yesterday with this dad joke
Wife: "Look at my hands. They're getting wrinkles. I'm old. I bet my ovaries are just shriveling up as we speak."
Me: "I don't know, I think you're...ovary-acting."
Wife: [long pause and sigh] "I deserved that..."
