A list of puns related to "Shoemakers"
He would always travel inclognito.
...but I manged to cobble something together last minute.
A shoe!
Because they have good soles
Obama's elf
Don't wanna be
Obama's elf
Anymooooooooooooooooooooooore!
A little boy went into a shoemaker's shop and asked the shoemaker:
"What are shoes made of?"
The shoemaker replies offhandedly "Hide."
Little boy goes "What?"
Shoemaker repeats "Hide."
Little boy goes "What?"
Shoemaker firmly says "Hide."
Little boy goes "What?"
Shoemaker yells "HIDE, HIDE! THE COW'S OUTSIDE!"
Little boy says "I don't care, I'm not afraid of any cow."
So this is my dad's favorite joke of all time. ALL time. It went from "I don't get it" to "I get it, heh" to "okay this isn't funny" to "haha it's actually pretty funny" over the years. I'm not sure where I land on it currently, there you have it. The ultimate dad joke.
Ask a shoemaker; If anyone knows whats afoot, it's him
Well son it's because im a shoemaker... Son:yeah, and? Well, obviously I was her solemate.
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