Sheep Farmer Puns

I said sure. 70.

Sheepdog: Yeah I know, but I rounded them up!

“You herd me!"

The sheep were all “baaa” then another would reply “baaa” and another “baaa” and on an on “baaa” Finally the farmer bursts out: “All right, all right, I herd you!!”

I’d tell them to my dog but he’d herd them all

The dog comes back with 50 sheep. The farmers says, "we only have 48 sheep." The dog replies, "Yea, I told you I was going to round them up."

Sheepdog: Hey, I rounded them up!

“Sure,” said the dad “40.”

" It's my new counting system, see that special collar on me dog, it's got a camera and it scans the sheep as the dog rounds them up. "

"Damn me, what'll they think of next? What's it called?"

"Baa codes mate"

"I've rounded them up"

Shear luck.

It was shear luck

Baby don't herd me, don't herd me, no more.

Edit: I fucked up the title, I know.

The dog replies "I said I was going to round them up,"

Farmer: What did you say?

Sheep: You herd me.

Because he has herd them all.

I said sure, it's 20

"sure" I said

"70"

I went, "sure, 70"

They finish and the dog says "I counted 40 sheep"

The farmer replies, "Weird, I only got 37"

The dog replies "I rounded them up"

The dog replies "I rounded them up".