Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Sharked"
It was a mako break game.
I’m sorry, I meant to do that on porpoise.
It was well armed.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
Because pepper water makes them sneeze
Man overboard!
an ambulance
Do not consume if seal is broken
To them it's fast-food.
They charged me with attempted murder.
He looks for things to improve efishiency
A sharkuterie board.
I am anti-vax and I don’t care what you think. I am absolutely sick and tired of seeing people that are anti-vax getting ridiculed and bullied on Reddit because of their choice.
You need to understand we have good reason to feel this way and that by simply attacking us or belittling us will not change our minds. We will not be silenced.
I for one will never have another one again. Not a chance in hell, I don’t care what you say to try and convince me, I’ve fallen for that trap too many times before.
They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner ever.
It’s Hoover or Dyson all the way for me!
Slow swimmers.
They're filling.
Officer Mackerel turns to Officer Shark and says: "There's something fishy about this crime sea-n."
It vanished into fin air
Because they’re all trying to get to Finland.
A great white shark walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey, I aways had a question about shark attacks," the bartender says. "Why do you guys always swim around the victim in circles first with your fin showing?" "Simple, really," the shark replies. "People taste better without all the crap in them."
It cost me an arm and a leg!
Because they taste funny.
The Okay White.
The first rule of bite club is do not talk about bite club.
A shark-cuterie board.
Finland
Because that's just what baby sharks do do do-do do-do
because they don't have a tuna.
It cost him an arm and a leg...
They are not part of a school
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
It cost me an arm and a leg!
It cost me an arm and a leg.
It was well armed!
It cost me an arm and a leg
Because they taste funny.
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