Serbian Cuisine Puns

Hello there everyone! I have a question - i've noticed that the pecorino cheese is used a lot in Italian cuisine, yet i haven't been able to get it anywhere near where i live, so i haven't had the pleasure to try it myself. Can anyone describe it a little for me, so that i can try something similar at least as a substitute in dishes. Thanks in advance!

And of course, if someone is crazy enough to want to hear about Serbian cheese, feel free to ask! 😊

Do your worst!

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

(was inspired by u/47kiwi's post, also sorry for the long post!)

The group's name is Heliodor. The group wants to be a source of hope for others. They're a boy group.

Basic Information

• Fandom Name: Sun's Gift
• Company: Beryl Entertainment
• Concept: Mainly Retro, although recent comebacks have slowly taken on the Dark concept
• Debut Date: June 17, 2016
• Members: 9 (was 10)
• Social Media: heliodor_berylent (Instagram and Twitter), HeliodorTV (YouTube), HELIODOR (V Live), heliodor_official (reddit)
• Greeting: 1, 4, 3, Homerun! Hello, we are Heliodor.
  • The greeting was made 5 years in advance by Beryl Entertainment as Heliodor was set to debut with a sports concept. For context, a single hit is worth one point, a home run equals four points and a pitching win is worth three points.
  • In timing with the 143 part, the members raise their right hand in the air and rotate it counter-clockwise, just as an umpire would do to signal a homerun.

Heliodor currently has 9 members, Hanwoo, Changmin, Byeonghui, Geon, Hwan, Junsu, Wonsik, Yongsun, and Chanwoo. Kris left on January 20, 2019.

Heliodor Members

Hanwoo

• Birth Name: Gok Hanwoo (곡한우)
• Position: Main Dancer, Lead Vocalist
• Birthday: February 12, 1995
• Nationality: Korean
• Birthplace: Pohang, North Gyeongsang Province, South Korea
• Height: 5'05"
• Hanwoo Facts
  • He has one older brother and two younger sisters.
  • Besides speaking Korean, he can also speak fluent English due to him taking English classes in school.
  • His role models are Dimash Kudaibergen, EXO's Chen, and Super Junior's Eunhyuk.
  • He was a trainee for 2 years.
  • He loves bitter foods.
  • His fandom name is Gochujang.
  • According to Hwan, his room is a mess, and no one can enter his room during a V-Live.

Changmin

• Birth Name: Shin Changmin (신창민)
• Position: Main Vocalist
• Birthday: February 18, 1998
• Nationality: Korean
• Height: 5'09"
• Birthplace: Incheon, Gyeonggi-do, South Korea
• Changmin Facts
  • He is the youngest in his family.
  • He is one of three members that are not fluent in English. He is instead fluent in Spanish, Russian, and Thai.
  • His role models are TVXQ's Yunho, BoA, and EXO's Tao.
  • He was a trainee for 2 months.
  • He loves spicy foods.
  • He carries a fidget cube that he uses for stimulation purposes.

Byeonghui

• Birth Name: Kang Byeonghui (간병희)
• English Name: Laurence Kang
• Position: Main Rapper, Vocalist, Center
• Birthday: February 29,

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

There hasn't been a post all year!