Septic Shock Puns

A list of puns related to "Septic Shock"

My friend and I have a love of puns, and he came up with this one today: What is the term for being very surprised that someone sprayed Lysol in your face?

Anti-Septic Shock.

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👤︎ u/Mogioeki
📅︎ Jun 30 2022
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A toilet exploded in a Florida home after lightning struck a septic tank.

The owner was in septic shock.

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👤︎ u/Past_Dragonfruit_191
📅︎ May 05 2022
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