Semis Puns

They both have a great time.

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Os-Moses.

The Briner Leagues.

Odd I prefer my house detached

Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it

The Semi-truck’s digestive system

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Drive everybody nuts.

On a molecular level

Haulin’ Oats... 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ I’ll show myself to the door. -dad

Osmoses

It was a widespread case of loose stools.

Once you see it, you have no choice but to repost everything.

Hippopautonomous

He is calling it Rig a Tony.

It was a big rigamarole

...that I just put the car into neutral?

Damage was estimated at nearly $14.

By adding a paper clip

Riding down the road with a co-worker, I happen to see a "Sale" flag next to a cemetery advertising a land auction.

Me: "Hey look, the cemetery's having a sale. Wanna pick up a few cold ones?"

Other dad: "That's a sale people are dying for."

Me: "They had to put up a fence to keep to keep them out."

Other dad: "They were really digging it. Doesn't look like they have any takers though."

Me: "I bet there were a few under-takers."

We laughed for the next mile.

My Dad and I were working on outing up a fence together in the backyard, and he was changing the blade on a electric saw he had. He called me over so I can learn how to change the blade (so later in life I can be a proper handyman and all that jazz), except the electric saw he was using was extremely old and very outdated. So I told him, "Dad I really don't think I need to learn that as I doubt I will ever use that." To which he replied, "I thought the same thing when I was your age, then they took all my slaves away."

"Man, I wish I was that rich, that I could just send my lawn out to be mowed!"

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Dad: Brazil looks like they're playing without a backbone!

Os-Moses.

He was given two consecutive sentences.

They both have a good time.

Os-Moses.