he just has issues with claws and effects.
I saw right through my problems.
Because the have a lot of ic’s.
He said you shouldn't mess with former presidents.
Head lice.
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
Me: Hummus
My answer was spot on, upon being asked to give an example on a "Business being completely ruined due to carelessness" All I said was... "A Pregnant Prostitute"
1 2, 3?
Edit: read the numbers in Japanese
It was Earitated.
It was jarring!!!
Because they’re dead.
“No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”
“Because they have no balls to scratch”
“Santa: you’ve been around since the 4th century, seen alphabets and languages rise and fall. Do you have a favorite letter?”
Claus thinks about it, scratches his thick white beard and says: “A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z”
“Well Santa, I just asked for one. What does that mean?”
“And I gave you one! My favorite letter of the alphabet is the most Christmasy one out there! No-L!”
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
It's a bit sour, though.
it's always a rash decision
I told him not to worry- he's only scratched the surface
I guess, I've got to start again from scratch.
It was a par time job.
They knead it
I asked him if he had a 123.
Confused, he looked at me and asked what I meant.
I stared back and said, you have an ichi ni san.
Turns out he has a lot of spin itch...
I said, "Oh, how'd you get that?"
He was like, "I honestly don't remember, I came home and noticed it."
I put my hand on his forehead and said, "Do you have a fever?"
He said, "Nope, I feel fine."
And I said, "Good ............... it's not a cat scratch then."
He still gets mad about when I bring it up.
Turns out I had barely scratched the Surface.
He had pachydermatitis
Dad: Was it itchy?
As he was walking it over to his car he said “be careful guys 🎶 I’ve got the whole world in my hands🎶”
Me: Can you make it kanga flavored? Wife: What?
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
My first response was “okemon”
Because they have no balls to scratch!
Because she has no balls to scratch
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
That has left scientists scratching their heads
Scientists are still scratching their heads about it
