A list of puns related to "Scalping"
Turns out it was a real head scratcher.
She's Aunty Dan Druff
There wasn't a dry scalp in the place!
It was dreadful.
I mean, it's been making a LOT of head lines.
No son, I had my scalp enlarged.
So the bub was in the tub and I was giving his scalp a scrub.
Our baby doesn't care too much for people rubbing his scalp so I start singing "No, I don't want no scrub."
My wife walks in and asks me if I am having any luck with clearing up his cradle cap.
"Well honey, things have been going a lot better since I tried a little bit of TLC. "
I had previously told her that I'm afraid of going bald as I get older. Cut to later in the day...
Me: Gore in movies and games doesn't bother me when heads and arms and stuff are getting sliced off. But I get a little cringy when it's a scalpel cutting into skin; precision cuts are weird for me.
GF: Is it because it's a scalp el?
Me: ...
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