8 Hilarious Scallions Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call an onion who sings hip-hop?

A Rap Scallion

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👤︎ u/fading2black82

📅︎ Apr 12 2021

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Bill and Ted have a new cookbook coming out

It’s called Wyld Scallions

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👤︎ u/adamhoolhorst

📅︎ Jul 26 2020

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Going to start a band for kids to raise the awareness of eating your vegetables.

We are called the Rap Scallions with our debut single “Pump up the Yams.”

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👤︎ u/DeliciousRoreos

📅︎ Aug 03 2019

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I’m starting a vegetable based Hip Hop group.

We’re called the rap scallions.

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👤︎ u/pratojr

📅︎ Oct 30 2018

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Did you hear about the green onion that went to jail?

Turns out he was a real rapSCALLION

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👤︎ u/christfarrar

📅︎ Apr 10 2018

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I've lived 24 years this is the first time I heard my dad make a dadjoke

[in the backyard]

Dad: How come you still haven't cleaned your car.

Me: Sorry I just didn't have any time.

Dad: (walks over to plants)There's thyme right here, and scallions.

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👤︎ u/purpleontime

📅︎ Jun 22 2015

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I tried a new asian burrito recently, but the green onions kept falling out.

Curse those wrap-scallions!

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👤︎ u/TonySpumoni

📅︎ Aug 29 2016

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What do you call an onion that can spit fire?

A rap scallion.

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👤︎ u/Curiosity-Killed-The

📅︎ Feb 28 2021

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