I clean all my weapons with tree sap.

Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Poor Sap...

Teacher: Open up to page 275

Me: to page 275 I feel like my dad is dissapointed in me and I don't know why.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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The first ever guy they tested out to eat maple syrup from a tree must’ve been a real sap!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmarFromtheWire2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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Poor sap, couldn't keep up with my tree puns. imgur.com/a/VOvok
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoPutThatThere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2014
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I once tied myself to a tree to see what bondage feels like.

Turns out I was just a sad sap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Veilus
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Well, the new year is upon us and that means I have to stick spigots in all my red and black maple trees...

The task always saps my strength.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I need the name of the sticky stuff inside trees..

ASAP

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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What do you call an emotional tree?

A sap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olivewitharhyme
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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It sadly went right over her head too...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saucebergenstein
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2013
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Why did the maple tree not have any friends?

Because he wasn't poplar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scorpionoxide
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Made a dadjoke instead of a sale. Wooden you?

We sell wooden soap dishes, made of various kinds of wood, as part of our business. When I get asked which is our best seller, I pick one up and say "This one is real poplar."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2015
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I used to hear alot of tree puns

Most of them were all bark and no bite, even though they branched out to more deep rooted subjects. Some of the saps had to leave usually. Everyone was oakay in the end though, it left some of us feeling fruity. I was asked how the others were affected, but i told them i wooden know. I bought a wooden tv shortly after but everything was payperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lieghannsheriden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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I always wanted to be a tree surgeon

But I can't stand the sight of sap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8979323
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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