Sam's Puns

A list of puns related to "Sam's"

What is Sam short for?

Genetics.

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👤︎ u/L_Circe
📅︎ Oct 12 2021
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What did musician Sam Smith do when he got a new phone?

Sam sung.

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👤︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
📅︎ Oct 22 2021
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Everyone told Sam to not sing

But Samsung anyway

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👤︎ u/Knee_girl
📅︎ Sep 20 2021
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Sam and Ella walk into a bar.

The bar gets shut down by the health department.

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👤︎ u/zu-den-sternen
📅︎ Jul 16 2021
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Sam was so happy, he felt like singing. Know what he did?

Samsung

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👤︎ u/xtilexx
📅︎ Aug 18 2021
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And so Sam sung note 7
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👤︎ u/goldenpike
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why couldn't Sam ever get along with his Father's sister, Ithesis?

Because she was his...

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👤︎ u/gimli_jpc
📅︎ May 03 2021
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Did you hear that Toucan Sam was murdered?

They think it was the work of a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/Nimnengil
📅︎ Jul 06 2021
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Have you heard what they've been saying about Sam's performance last night?

Apparently Samsung.

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👤︎ u/pikhathu
📅︎ Jun 12 2021
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From Endgame until Sam Wilson took up the shield, the MCU lost its greatest hero.

No Cap.

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👤︎ u/bennekles23
📅︎ Jun 06 2021
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Everyone told Sam not to sing
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👤︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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Sam, don't sing, we're going deaf
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👤︎ u/LamborghiniBottle
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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Shireman Sam.
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👤︎ u/awesome_smokey
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who murdered Cap'n, Tony and Sam?

He's this country's most notorious cereal killer

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👤︎ u/convaluted_syndrome_
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone.

And then Samsung.

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👤︎ u/big_impulse
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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Help with puns for the name Samuel/Sammy/Sam?

What are some good puns for that name? (Preferably 1 word, instead of a whole phrase) thanks!

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👤︎ u/Modsareawesome
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you get when Sam Malone from 'Cheers' goes to the club?

You get Ted Dancin'

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👤︎ u/Ragna_Blade
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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Why was Sam the bard kicked out of the Apple store?

Because Sam sung.

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👤︎ u/Strong91105
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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At a conference there was the most courageous person who went by the name Sam. Before he got on the stage to deliver his impressive speech, all attendees begged him not to sing.

But Samsung anyway.

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👤︎ u/vapingpigeon94
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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Frozen waffles at Sam's Club.
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👤︎ u/LunaBug235
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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I don't like green eggs and ram, I don't like them Sam I am i.reddituploads.com/cdb9f…
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👤︎ u/Demibot1
📅︎ Feb 26 2017
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My dad tells people his name is Sam at every restaurant we go to so when they call his name he can say "Sam I am"

He does this at every restaurant. He has been going to the same Starbucks for about 7 years now and to this day they still think his name is Sam.

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👤︎ u/grantishere
📅︎ Mar 07 2015
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Shopping at Costco or Sam's club is like driving a race car.

You go from $0 to $60 in a matter of seconds.

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👤︎ u/Shitty_Orangutan
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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Everyone told Sam not to sing

but Samsung anyway

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👤︎ u/VanderCreep
📅︎ Sep 20 2021
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Everyone told Sam not to sing.

But Samsung anyway.

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👤︎ u/Helpfulfriend96
📅︎ Sep 24 2021
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Everyone told Sam not to sing…

But Samsung anyway

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👤︎ u/huegeewreckshin
📅︎ Sep 21 2021
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Everyone told Sam not to sing

…but Samsung anyway.

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👤︎ u/elm341
📅︎ Sep 24 2021
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Everyone told Sam not to sing,

but Samsung anyways

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👤︎ u/DonutCapitalism
📅︎ Sep 18 2021
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They told Sam not to sing.

But Samsung anyways.

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👤︎ u/Adventurous-Draw-493
📅︎ Sep 25 2021
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Sam and Ella walked into a bar.

The bar got shut down by the health department.

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👤︎ u/Anddditburns
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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Who is Sam?

And why has he sung?

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👤︎ u/TheAvacadoBandit
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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Everyone told Sam not to sing!

But Samsung anyway…

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👤︎ u/HogHank
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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Everyone told Sam not to sing

But Samsung

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👤︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Everyone kept telling Sam not to sing...

But samsung anyway.

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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I told Sam not to sing on his phone...

But Samsung anyway :/

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👤︎ u/J_DogeWow
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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Everyone told Sam not to sing

but Samsung anyway.

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👤︎ u/ahmed137
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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I told Sam not to sing.

But Samsung anyways.

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👤︎ u/Evasive-Cupid
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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Everyone told Sam not to sing

But Samsung anyways.

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👤︎ u/M0ng078
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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Sam didn't want to sing but Samsung.
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👤︎ u/itaielidan
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about the iPhone.

And then Samsung.

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👤︎ u/lil_chase
📅︎ Jan 28 2019
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Everyone told Sam not to sing

But Samsung anyway

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👤︎ u/TheAkwardKid
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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Everyone told Sam not to sing,

but Samsung anyway.

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👤︎ u/askGoat
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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Sam didn't want to sing. But......

Samsung

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👤︎ u/SonEf_Adam
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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Everyone told Sam not to sing,

But Samsung anyway

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👤︎ u/you8mymuffins
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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Everyone told Sam not to sing

but Samsung anyway

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👤︎ u/jnnx3
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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