Salespeople Puns

A list of puns related to "Salespeople"

John Deere salespeople stand behind all of their products.

Except maybe the manure spreader

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👤︎ u/dmdeemer
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why do drummers make terrible couch salespeople?

They charge per cushion.

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👤︎ u/errsta
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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I hate when salespeople in camera stores talk at me.

I just can’t focus

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👤︎ u/mfitzy87
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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Yesterday while waiting in a store

My dad and I were sitting in a dress store waiting for one of the salespeople to be free. We were facing the front door where there was one of those "We're open/sorry, we're closed" signs hanging. Of course the closed side was facing us since the store was open.

Dad: Oh no, we're stuck in here! Outside is closed!

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👤︎ u/numberthangold
📅︎ Apr 28 2015
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