A list of puns related to "Salaried"
...could be pro-limb-attic!
I tell them : "Its not about the money; Its about sending a message"
All my hard work was going to pay Hoff.
A very skilled attorney interviews for a job at a prestigious firm. The managing partner looks over his resume and exclaims with glee, βOh my goodness! Youβre so experienced! Youβre hired, and you can name your salary!β
The interviewee paused for a moment and said βThank you. Iβd like to call mine Dennis.β
It's my dream job.
The project is income pleat.
The work conditions were great but the salary was peanuts
Ofcourse it does! With my salary I can't afford any Champagne!
My dad was talking about salaries of non profit CEOs.
Me:how much does the Alzheimer's association CEO get paid
Dad: he makes 2.7 million a year.
Dad: but I bet they forgot how much they paid him.
Me:facepalm
She wondered what the bass salary is.
Salary.
He said that it was my basic salary.
Our teacher used to love that joke - 25 years ago...
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A veteran maths teacher on a crap state-paid salary leaves his local mall and heads for his battered old car. When he has nearly reached it, he sees a big, expensive, luxury vehicle pulling into a parking spot nearby, and when the driver gets out he recognises him as one of the stupidest students he ever had.
He approaches him and the two get chating; and it turns out the guy buys and sells specialised cardboard-boxes which companies use to ship delicate goods in.
Finally the teacher says: "You really seem to have done well for yourself. I must admit that I am a bit surprised. Because you never really were all that talented in shool, were you?"
And the guy smiles and answers: "Yes, well, you know, there is not that much too it, really. I buy cardboard boxes for 1 dollar a piece, and I sell them for 4 dollars a piece. And I live off that 3% profit margin."
Starting salary was $13 per sour.
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