Who Do You Think You Are, Runnin Round Leavin Scars
Guess I'll be spending the rest of my days on the road, runnin' from the law. i.reddituploads.com/f42e4…
My dad just said this gem
My dad and I are watching tv, when a commercial for the Maze Runner movie comes on. While half asleep, he says:
"Does it have anything to do with corn?"
New England trees have sprouted legs and are running amok. Officials say:
Birches be runnin' wild.
Why did Christopher Walkin lose the marathon?
Because he's not Christopher Runnin.
