If rubber comes from rubber trees and sugar comes from sugarcanes, where do eggs come from?
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
What did the guy at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
The other day, I had to unclog a toilet with my own hands, so I put on some rubber gloves.
You could say I had gauntlets of auger power!
I don't know how it got pregnant I used a rubber.
Son: This rubber ball is awesome!!
Dad: If only I knew how awesome rubber was when I was younger, I wouldn't have to waste money on these useless toys
I once went to the CNN broadcasting station. They had an aquarium full of rubber amphibians.
Just as I feared... fake newts everywhere!
How does a rubber-band thank its listeners?
Doctor Doctor, I'm convinced I'm a rubber band.
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch over there and tell me all about it.
The markup on molded rubber shoes is obscene
My boss told me to wear rubber gloves while dealing with customers this week. I told him “Fuck that.”
I’m doing these prostate exams my way.
Rubber ducky
A friend when you're in hot water
I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.
I went into a diner the other day and said to the waitress, "I'll have a rubber band sandwich".
Which is stretchier -- rubber or skin?
Skin, because Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked to Jerusalem.
(A mom joke! By my 88-year-old church-going mother-in-law.)
What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe?
Roberto!,
I’ll see myself out
Legend has it that basketball used to be played with glass beads, and we only started using rubber balls in the 1800s.
Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.
Dad jokes are like rubber
They’re usually a bit of a stretch
What did they name the company who makes rubber planes?
I told my friend a this joke about a rubber bandrubbers
How do you call a Frenchman who's wearing rubber sandals?
What did the rubber plane say when it hit the ground?
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Go make me a rubber sandwich
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Make me a rubber sandwich and make it snappy
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