Where do royal British ducks live?
I love a royal flush!
It means a great deal to me.
Did you hear about the Egyptian royal family that had harmonious flatulence?
They had a little toot-in-common.
My dentist told me that I am a royal descendant
If you rearrange the letters in "Royal Mail"
They get extremely annoyed
How do you tell if a flower is of royal descent?
Check if its blue-budded.
My buddy says he’s a member of the royal family on paper
What did the royal taster say after drinking the poisoned water?
If Harry decided to take up painting now he’s stepped back from the royal family...
...he would be the artist formerly known as Prince.
What did the pregnant mare say when she gave birth upon being dealt a royal flush?
Usually I pick the Royal Mail as a deliverer for my purchases
It's because they do it door-tudor
The Royal Australian Mint has game
My friend the artist told me he didn’t have any cyan, azure, cobalt, navy, royal, or sapphire paint.
That was completely out of the blue.
The Queen was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the royal stable when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. "Oh dear," said the Queen, "I'm dreadfully sorry about that." "It's quite understandable," said the Archbishop,
and after a second, "For a moment there I thought it was the horse."
If the media finds drama with Prince Charles, is that Royal-tea?
The latest royal baby just began speaking today! No comment from Buckingham Palace so far.
Apparently, Mum's the word.
Royal etiquette: If Queen Elizabeth accidentally burps during dinner, the other guests must pretend that nothing happened.
Because Noble Gases shouldn’t have any reaction.
Who are the royals of the school supplies?
I didn’t understand the kids’ fascination with Battle Royal Games
But after a fortnight, I finally did.
The Royal Norwegian Navy decided to put bar codes on all of their ships.
Now they can Scandinavian.
What do you call a member for a royal court who you can hire for cheap to represent you in a rap-battle?
What do you call a royal sea bird?
Why didn't the royal family accept candy from Donald Trump?
Because it wasn't king-size.
The BBC say that new royal baby's name will be announced in due course.
I thought the Royal Family weren’t supposed to have political alignments
... but the news tells me that the Duchess of Cambridge is in Labour.
Why are the royals so fruity about their weddings?
It has to be very public, so they cantaloupe.
How did the detective solve the royal murder?
Watching the Royals / Blue Jays
Me: that pitcher just threw a cheeseburger at the catcher.
Son: what?
Me: yeah, it was a 100 mph slider.
My sons all laugh and the wife rolls her eyes. I'll take it.
Just got dad joked about Crown Royal Apple Whiskey
There was a commercial for Crown Royal's new Apple whiskey and I said to my dad, "that looks like it'd be pretty good." He responds with, "Yeah, it'd be worth a shot." I groaned so loud
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