Can anybody suggest a suitable formation to recruit Rosoideae? I have tried several and the best I did was get to level 590. I have never been able to reach 600. All help appreciated.
Rosoideae Arden (nickname is Rose)
Age: 16
Parents: (Mother) and Alexander Arden
Birthday: August 1st
Nationality: European
Sexuality: Straight
Ability:
⁃ Nothing, for now.
⁃ Control over the Mist
⁃ Ability to Conjure Illusions
Personality: Tricky, sassy, stubborn
Appearance: Rose has short black hair with emerald green eyes. She is average height for her age and she is a bit on the skinny side.
Hobby: Training, casting spells, making stuff explode
Backstory: Rose had a great family in Germany until she started to see some strange things. She eventually told her dad (It took a lot of pep talk from herself) who told her she wasn’t crazy and then told her EVERYTHING. He then told Rose that she had to go to this place called Camp Half-Blood. So Alexander send her on her way to Camp Half Blood.
Present time: Rose arrived at camp with a dark expression, she had just left her family and she wasn’t too happy about that. She walked toward Half Blood Hill to find someone who could help her.
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Buenosdillas
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Among new crusaders or any other you just got that year, of which one were you most disappointed of?
2021 candidates are:
- Ursula the Busy Bee
- Pascal, Highest Bidder Mascot
- Rosoideae
- Gwendolyn Daughter of Night
- Marzimallow the Delicious
- Garnet Enchantress of Luck
- Viragallant the Alluring
- Torakichi the Greedy Tengu
- Yaretzi
- Qadir of House Tintahal
- Zuczek the Fire-Blooded
- Mitsuko the Six-Tailed
- Regent Sawtooth
- Shir Brio of Cadenza
- Matt Spacewalker
- Erabelle, Tisseuse de Nuit
- Xochitl, La Llorona
- Kaala Rigel
- Springy, the Patchwork Plush
That makes a lot of crusaders, by the way!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
