14 Hilarious Rollin Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Napoleon keeps rollin'

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👤︎ u/Rukhnul

📅︎ May 01 2020

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They see me rollin, they Hayden.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 19 2018

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They see me rollin'...

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👤︎ u/FR3381RD

📅︎ Aug 27 2018

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J. K. Rollin

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👤︎ u/zado1990

📅︎ Sep 01 2014

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I got kicked out of my poetry club because I made too many Linkin Park references

But who could rock a rhyme like this?

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👤︎ u/Hud_is_on

📅︎ Dec 30 2020

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I made a girl in a wheelchair laugh today.

She was rollin’

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👤︎ u/TheClincher7

📅︎ Jan 02 2021

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My first official dad joke!!!

So my 1st Born came into this world on Monday night and we were discharged on Thursday. Upon leaving our room, we were given a metal cart to place our belongings on including our son (in his car seat). As we made our way to the garage, I noticed that when the cart was rolling his car seat would rock a bit. I took this opportunity to exclaim “hey (son’s name) you’re really rockin’ ‘n’ rollin’ now.” My wife then truly realized what is in store for her.

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👤︎ u/do_it-to_it

📅︎ Aug 29 2020

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Grandma took my weed so I took her wheelchair.

Neither of us is rolling.

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👤︎ u/johnreese421

📅︎ Apr 20 2020

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Daisy.

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin’ they hatin’

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👤︎ u/sNaZzY-dUde

📅︎ Nov 20 2019

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Dad: Knock knock

Son: Whose there?

Dad: Daisy

Son: Daisy who?

Dad: Daisy me rollin, they hatin

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👤︎ u/masonmyerss1

📅︎ Sep 01 2019

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Why couldn’t the bicycle get out of bed?

Because he was two-tired

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👤︎ u/TimHP

📅︎ Mar 27 2018

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Folks kept ignoring me until I started talking about rice.

People pay more attention when you bring ricin to the conversation.

Credit to u/RollinThundaga.

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👤︎ u/Perrin42

📅︎ Jul 25 2019

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Girlfriend dad joked me on facebook today.

Girlfriend: Knock knock

Me: Who's there?

Girlfriend: Daisy

Me: Daisy who?

Girlfriend: DAISY ME ROLLIN', THEY HATIN'

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👤︎ u/ernie1850

📅︎ Mar 14 2015

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My friend got me with the worst knock-knock joke of all time

Friend: Knock-knock. Me: ...Who's there? Friend: Daisy. Me: Daisy wh- Friend: DAISY ME ROLLIN, DEY HATINNNN

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👤︎ u/rono47

📅︎ Jun 13 2015

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