What do you call a crazy reason for robbing a train?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Two burglars are robbing a liquor store. One turns to the other and asks "Is this whiskey" ?
The other replies, "Yeah, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank"
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︎ Sep 27 2020
What do you call a german thief that's robbing a fast food restaurant?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I didn't want to believe my husband was robbing golf courses
But I couldn't ignore the red flags any longer.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What did the thief say when he was robbing a fruit stand?
Hands up! This is a rob-berry!
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Iβm always robbing Peter to pay Paul.
That makes me a re-Pete offender
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︎ May 08 2020
Seen a strawberry with a gun, robbing a lady.
Guessing he was in a jam.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Earlier today, a man was seen robbing a prosthetic limb factory.
Witnesses say he's armed and dangerous.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
I am making a movie about unemployed people constantly robbing banks.
They have done a few takes, but none worked
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︎ May 18 2020
Max Sweet and Eliza Stakes are robbing a bank when suddenly the lights come on
Max turns and says, " Miss Stakes, we're made"
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︎ May 10 2020
Five Cowboys have been accused of robbing a glue factory
They have denied it, and they are sticking to their guns!
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︎ Jan 28 2020
If you see somebody robbing an Apple store,
does that make you an iWitness?
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︎ Apr 18 2019
I'm addicted to robbing chemistry stores. It is what I live for. I know that it's illegal, I know that it's dangerous. I've even nearly been killed a couple of times. But I don't care,
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︎ May 11 2019
What did the baker say to the teller while robbing the bank?
βSorry, but I knead the dough!β
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︎ Oct 16 2019
I thought about robbing an ATM.
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︎ Oct 27 2019
*Homer robbing a bank*
Homer: gimme the money
Guy at the bank: Give you the what?
Homer: dβoh!!!
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︎ Feb 17 2019
What do you call a man with alopecia robbing a bank?
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︎ Aug 10 2018
Did you hear about the 4 men who were recently on trial for robbing a calendar shop of 8 calendars?
They all got 2 years each.
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︎ Dec 19 2018
A guy got caught robbing an electronics store...
His doctor told him he should "take one tablet a day."
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︎ Mar 28 2017
I saw a video of two guys robbing a liquor store using panty hose for disguise.
So they had to walk really close together.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
Iβve seen a lot of stupid crimes, but watching a video of that guy robbing a bakery...
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︎ Feb 01 2018
A former cartoonist was put to death today for robbing a video arcade.
He was drawn and quartered.
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︎ Oct 08 2018
What did the strawberry say when he was robbing a bank?
"Hands up, this is a strobbery!"
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︎ Jan 22 2018
What do you call a bunch of monks robbing a bank?
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︎ Feb 19 2018
A cat got blamed for robbing a bank
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︎ Jan 08 2018
This may be a crazy idea, but I think we'll make out like bandits. Gear up boys. We're robbing that train!
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︎ Apr 21 2017
Superman started robbing banks
They now call him "The man of steal".
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︎ Aug 02 2015
Iβm always robbing Peter to pay Paul.
I guess that makes me a re-Pete offender.
Sorry if youβre a-Pauled.
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