Two thieves robbed a store and stole a calendar.
They each got six months.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Someone just robbed the local wig store
The police are combing the area
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What are you called if you are shopping at an Apple store when itβs robbed?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Did you hear that Vanessa Williams got robbed the other day?
They need to stop Robin Williams
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︎ Feb 21 2021
I recently robbed a kitchen hardware store...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I saw the Apple store get robbed once
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I robbed a cookery shop last night...
To make it big, you've got to take some whisks.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
The hospital I stayed in was robbed!
I guess you could say there were pirates of the Care-I-Be-In.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
A local cake factory was just robbed
They took a huge slice of the profits
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︎ Nov 30 2020
A midget who was a fortune teller robbed a bank
The call went out that a small medium was at large
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︎ Dec 22 2020
The Apple Store was just robbed...
The thieves were easily idefinied from all of the iWitness accounts
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︎ Jan 12 2021
The worlds shortest man and worlds tallest man have just robbed a bank.
The police are searching high and low for the culprits.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Police stations dog squad got robbed today.
Police officials donβt have any leads at this time.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What did the baker say when he robbed a bank?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I robbed a kitchen utensil store
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Police are appealing to the man that robbed the library
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I've been robbed!
To the musician who stole my change. I'd like my Nickel back.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I was robbed by 6 dwarfs today.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
A pet shop selling dog products has been robbed.
Police have no leads to investigate
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︎ Oct 06 2020
A dwarf psychic robbed a bank today.
The news reported that there's a small medium at large.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I wa robbed by six dwarves today.
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︎ May 16 2020
I was robbed outside and went in to report the crime. When I walked in, someone asked me what it was like outside.
I said, βitβs a bit muggy.β
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Someone robbed a Windex factory the other night.
Police are looking into it, but it looks like the crooks made a clean getaway.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
A chemical warehouse was robbed at gunpoint, the assailants cleaned out all stores of substances with pH above 7.
"All your base are belong to us"
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︎ Dec 10 2019
Did you hear there was a photo store robbed recently? They caught the robber, but he says he was framed.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Did you hear about the situation in which a black, 17 year old excavator robbed a small convenience store?
It was a minor minority minor miner notoriety.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
What did the cloud say when it was getting robbed?
βIt sure is muggy outβ
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︎ Jun 14 2020
A man robbed me with milk and cream today
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︎ Mar 21 2019
The nearby Apple Store just got robbed thousands of dollars worth of MacBooks and iPhones...
...I heard the cops are now looking for iWitnesses
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︎ Feb 01 2020
Did you hear about the guy that robbed banks and his get away "vehicle" was a baby sheep?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
An iPhone assaulted and robbed an Android for nurishment.
It was charged with battery.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
I robbed a blind man the other day
Poor fella never even saw it coming
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︎ Jul 21 2019
What did the redditor say after he robbed the bank?
Edit: wow thanks for the gold!
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︎ Oct 20 2019
What did the branch say when he robbed a bank?
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︎ Jan 27 2020
I almost successfully robbed a bank recently...
But there were some baby goats there using alchemy to paper money into coins near the exit. As I rushed out the door, I tripped over some of their stacks of coins, which knocked me out til the police showed up.
I was so close! And, honestly, I would have gotten away with it too... if it weren't for those metaling kids.
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︎ Oct 25 2019
Robbed Rob
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︎ Sep 20 2018
A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors.
But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.
Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.
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︎ Sep 26 2019
After being robbed a farmer beats up a thief with a sugar cane.
He is reported to have said "revenge is sweet"
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︎ Oct 13 2019
A train robbed a bank.
What kind of loco motives could it have?
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︎ Sep 17 2019
I robbed a kitchen utensils shop last night...
To make it big, you gotta take some whisks.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
The hospital I stayed in was robbed...
I guess you could say there were pirates of the Care-I-Be-In.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Did you all hear about the midget, psychic that robbed a bank?
He's a small medium at large.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
I was robbed by 6 dwarves today.
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︎ May 18 2020
A Lysol factory was robbed last night.
I hear they made a clean getaway.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I got robbed by six dwarfs today.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
A man robbed me with milk and cream today.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
I was robbed by six dwarves last night.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
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