Right Side Puns

A list of puns related to "Right Side"

So, the CPU will use DRAM to make sure that a plate of food comes from my right side

If memory serves me correctly

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👤︎ u/moorda
📅︎ Apr 26 2023
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What is the right side of the freeway for?

A shoulder to cry on

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👤︎ u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes
📅︎ Mar 07 2023
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Russia is on the right side of the conflict.

Don't believe me, check a map.

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👤︎ u/Screaming_Axolotl
📅︎ Mar 18 2022
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The left-hand side of the sheep grows white wool. The right-hand side of the sheep grows black wool.

Which side of the sheep grows the most wool?

>!The outside.!<

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👤︎ u/The_Eternal_palace
📅︎ Aug 14 2022
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Did you here about the guy who only has a right side

He doesn't have much left

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👤︎ u/equaltojelly_8942
📅︎ Jul 04 2022
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Why don't churchgoers divide a right triangle's angle's opposite side by the hypotenuse?

Because that would be a sin.

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👤︎ u/ITypeWithMyNose
📅︎ Apr 23 2022
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I haven’t slept in my own bed on my right side for 6 months...

Because my 3 year old is always on my back.

That’s it... that’s the joke.

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👤︎ u/x4candles
📅︎ Mar 18 2022
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Instead of going to the beach, many mathematicians are dividing the opposite side of a right triangle over the adjacent side

They say it's a better way to get a tan.

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👤︎ u/CyborgNumber42
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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2 parts to a brain...The left side and a right side.

On the left side, there's nothing right.

On the right side, there's nothing left.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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My cousin got into a car accident and lost his entire left side, he kept saying he was all right but I didnt believe him so he just kept yelling at me.

'Stuff was completely one-sided

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👤︎ u/Unspecified_bagel
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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Have you heard of the guy who lost his left side? Yeah, he's all right now.
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👤︎ u/NaziMen
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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What did the right side of my head say to the left?

Comb over and hang out

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👤︎ u/uneeq33
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side, is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse, but your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the merry-go-round!

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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In most places, the right side is considered the right side to drive on. The ones left consider it to be the left.
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👤︎ u/A_fucking__user
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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When I woke up from a car accident in a full body cast my wife was right there at my side

To let me know that childbirth is still more painful.

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👤︎ u/NHl20-Fan
📅︎ May 22 2020
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Did you hear about the man who's whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.

<3

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👤︎ u/charles101_
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?

They weren’t on the port side of the ship.

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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It is easy to identify the right side up for a Canadian bee.

Not so much for a US bee, however.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 04 2018
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My friend's right side got chopped off

Half of his body left

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👤︎ u/andrxdr
📅︎ Jun 21 2018
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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👤︎ u/AF-firm
📅︎ Jul 24 2017
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Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side is cut off? Yeah don't worry he is all right now.
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👤︎ u/Ifartcookies123
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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In places where people drive on the left side of the road they don't have the right to drive
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👤︎ u/fireintie
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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England: where just because it's the right side of the road doesn't mean that it's the right side of the road.
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👤︎ u/davbrowdid
📅︎ Jan 26 2016
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