Restroom pun
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Whatβs a robot say when it has to use the restroom?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Shouldnβt the bedroom be called the Restroom instead of the bathroom?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
A bald man with a hairpiece needed the restroom during a movie.
He whispered to his date, βI have toupeΓ©.β
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What do mathematicians do in the restroom?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Do you use toilet seat liners in public restrooms?
Or do you not give a crap
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What condiment needs to go to the restroom the most?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I tried to start a conversation in the public restroom...
but everyone was occupied
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Friend asked why I never used the public restrooms
Because I'm not a party pooper.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
If you're American when you go in the restroom and you're American when you come out. What are you when you're in the rest room?
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︎ Nov 06 2018
Did you know that the military has an officer designated for taking care of restrooms?
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︎ May 28 2020
What do you call a restroom for sad people?
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︎ May 14 2020
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?
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︎ May 13 2020
As an American, what are you while you're using the restroom?
European. What about while you're on the way to the restroom? You're Russian
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Why should you leave the restroom if someone walks in playing Pokemon Go?
Because they might be trying to catch a pikachu.
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︎ May 14 2019
One of the best parts of public restrooms? Grout puns!
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︎ Mar 03 2019
What I see in a campground restroom stall
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︎ Jul 27 2019
The best restrooms can be found inside of PNC Bank branches
You can 'PNC' what happens next
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︎ Jan 12 2020
Went to the restroom in a restaurant and saw a sign that said βEmployees must wash handsβ
I waited as long as I could but nobody came, so I just washed them myself.
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︎ Nov 09 2018
What do you call it when the ovaries are crying in the restroom?
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︎ Jun 25 2019
Someone's been sawing logs in the restroom
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︎ Oct 05 2018
Restrooms in restaurants often have a sign saying "Employees must wash hands".
But after waiting hours, no one has ever helped me with mine!
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︎ Aug 28 2019
I had to go to the bathroom and I pointed at a sign in the distance and asked my friend, "Does that say 'Restroom'?"...
He said he didn't know, but he saw "-room", he didnt see the rest.
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︎ Oct 01 2017
Why are they called "restrooms"...
If people are gonna judge me for sleeping on the floor?
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︎ Aug 01 2018
How does a logician explain why long lines form at the restroom after a movie?
If a lot of people have to urinate, a long line will tend to form. A lot of people do have to urinate after a movie, and thus there is a long restroom line. Put a bit more formally:
Pee implies queue. Pee, therefore queue.
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︎ Mar 12 2019
What do you call it when a janitor is fired for refusing to unclog the restroom toilets?
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Where do bees go to the restroom?
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︎ Jul 01 2019
By chance, I saw an old friend just recently while in a men's' restroom. I said to him...
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︎ Sep 01 2017
Why doesn't Heinz Doofenshmirtz build inators in men's restrooms?
Because he would be defeated by a gent pee.
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︎ Jun 21 2019
While at work, I frequently go to the public restroom in my building to avoid doing my job...
you could say it's a stalling tactic.
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︎ May 03 2019
Did you hear about the new book called "100 Miles to the Next Restroom"?
It's by Willie Makit and Betty Wunt.
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︎ Oct 28 2018
Asked the Optometrist if I could use the restroom
She said "1...or...2? 1...or 2?"
I told her that was none of her business
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︎ Apr 03 2019
What do you call the colleagues who visit the restrooms together?
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︎ Aug 16 2018
What do they call gossip you hear in restrooms?
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︎ Mar 24 2019
I went to my Dad's house and used the restroom....
I told him "you have some shitty toilet paper dad."
He said "that's Charmin, it's not shitty"
"It is now" ;)
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︎ Feb 19 2019
Why should you always use public restrooms in Ireland before 2:39?
Because if you waited just a minute longer it would be too farty.
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︎ Mar 10 2019
How did the 8th grader deal with the bully that wouldn't let him enter the restroom?
He had to fight. For his right. To POTTY!!!
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︎ Feb 24 2019
Notices the ladies restroom door was missing the 'W'
Told my daughter that sign was a bad omen
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︎ Apr 25 2018
My girlfriend was taking her time in the public restroom
You might even say she was stalling.
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︎ Jan 04 2017
What question did Shakespeare right before he goes to the restroom?
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︎ Nov 13 2017
After a long trip back home, my mother announced βIf anyone has to go to the restroom, go now.β And I continued:
βOr forever hold your pee!β
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︎ Jul 21 2018
If you can't find a restroom
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︎ Apr 28 2018
Kids, you better go to the restroom now
or forever hold your pees.
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︎ May 13 2017
Youβre American before you enter the restroom and American when you come out of the restroom, but what are you while youβre inside the restroom?
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︎ Jul 28 2018
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