A list of puns related to "Responsive"
No whey
Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
My dad asked, "so you like both men and women?"
I responded with, "yeah, but I'm not seeing anyone right now"
He said, "so you must be on stand-bi"
"Hey! Who we playing tonight?"
To wit: to woo.
He was the worst mechanic the luftwaffe ever had
The... BooBees
Well, itβs black and white.
Response: EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR, I use toilet paper.
Well played, boy.
The Yakoozie!
She packed up her bags and right.
Come on, itβs Ferda Boyce
The man stands up and speaks "Plethora." and steps back down.
"Thank you..." says the Widow, "that really means a lot."
EDIT The responses here are incredible! π
"Cash or charge?"
The duck replies, "Nah....Just put it on my bill!"
Itβs 90 degrees there
They were cooked in Greece
"Tanks a lot!"
Boss: You mist the boat.
Me: Well, your search ends today. At my previous job, whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible.
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Electile dysfunction
Me: It's an olfactory response.
My response was only: "y not?"
He replied: A man is someone who is responsible and takes care of his family.β
Son: I hope one day I grow up to be a man just like Mom!
.. He's Dr Hans Sanitizer.
"I'm measuring your patience!"
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but Iβm slowly getting over them!
UPDATE: Thank you so much for all the upvotes and amazing responses, fellow Dad Joke lovers. You make the world a happier place! π€©
They give us Nickelback
But I know he means well.
The man thinks for a moment, and then replies, βI am perfect for you. In my last job, lots of things went badly wrong and they always said I was responsible.β
"It's not a poplar tree contest."
I'd rather dye.
Apparently something was afoot.
I told them βWith Grape PowerAde comes Grape Responsibility.β
They send electricity through your nerves to see the response time. I was shocked to find out I have carpel tunnel syndrome.
At my high school there's an annoying dude who hates puns so if you have any really bad ones I need you to comment...
I'm gonna send him to PUNintentiary!
I won't stop till he PUNches me!
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