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Reservations Puns

A list of puns related to "Reservations"

I called the library to make reservations.

They were completely booked.

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👤︎ u/k_woz1978
📅︎ Aug 14 2022
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I just tried to make reservations at the library.

couldn't get one though, they were fully booked.

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👤︎ u/Ruchan10
📅︎ Jul 21 2022
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We went up to the Emirates check-in desk. The girl asked: “Do you have reservations?”

I said: “Yes, but we’re flying with you anyway!”

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👤︎ u/marcEmarc1966
📅︎ May 09 2022
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reservations

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I didn't expect to see you in here tonight," the bartender comments. "Weren't you and your buddies making plans to go to the Indian Casino tonight?" "Yeah we were, but I just wasn't sure I really wanted to join in the plans to go. You know, you have to commit to the trip and get the hotel room and everything," the guy replies. "I guess I was having a reservation reservation reservation."

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👤︎ u/Firegoat1
📅︎ Dec 02 2021
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Table reservations

A guy walks into a bar. "Could I please have that table in the corner?" he asks the hostess. "Sure, that will be fine," she says, checking her seating arrangement chart. "Thank you," the guy says as he walks toward it. "I might need one of your waiters to help me load it in my car."

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👤︎ u/Firegoat1
📅︎ Aug 23 2021
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Told my daughter I was unable to make reservations at the library..

They were completely booked

She won’t talk to me

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👤︎ u/FlintTheDad
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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I had reservations about getting a hand transplant initially...

Afterwards, I felt differently.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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I’m sorry sir no more reservations
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👤︎ u/Noentitledparentsplz
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today

Looks like they are too busy today

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👤︎ u/randombot777
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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My Dad and I went to a 5-star hotel. Hostess: Do you have reservations?

Dad: No, I am confident that I want to eat here

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👤︎ u/DrakeVader
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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A man walks into a hotel and says 'I have reservations'

The guy at reception says 'let me put your fears to rest'.

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👤︎ u/eak125
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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While checking in at the hotel: desk person asks if we have reservations, Dad says “we did, but we came anyway”
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👤︎ u/TreeBawb
📅︎ Jun 01 2019
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At O&B with Dad. Hostess: 'Do you have reservations?'

Dad: 'No. I'm confident I want to eat here.'

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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I walked into a restaurant for dinner and the hostess asked if i had any reservations.

To which i replied, “no, I’m pretty sure i want to eat here”.

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👤︎ u/trenton00
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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Text from Dad after making dinner reservations

Ok, we’re reserved. Wild and crazy but reserved. Kind of moderate liberals.

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👤︎ u/mogeek
📅︎ Oct 30 2017
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I asked my dad if he had reservations for his birthday dinner

He replied "Yes, but I've decided to go anyway."

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👤︎ u/Pudgin88
📅︎ Nov 15 2015
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Every time we make reservations at a restaurant

Technically my grandpa always makes this joke, but my dad will make it to.

To the host/hostess: "We had reservations but we came anyway."

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👤︎ u/kuroblac
📅︎ Jul 22 2014
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When the hostess at a restaurant asks my Dad if he has reservations

He replies, "Yeah, but we're gonna eat here anyway."

Cue me groaning and the hostess not understanding.

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👤︎ u/cashmere010
📅︎ Mar 07 2015
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I made reservations at the library

It was completely booked

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👤︎ u/Toku-Nation
📅︎ Feb 19 2022
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i tried to make reservations at the library,

but they we're completely booked.

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👤︎ u/pyrosthighs
📅︎ Oct 17 2017
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I just tried to make reservations at the library...

I couldn’t get one though. They were fully booked

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👤︎ u/B7dust11
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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I wasn't able to make reservations at the library. You see they're...

Completely booked.

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👤︎ u/panic_monster
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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I wasn't able to make reservations at the library,

they're completely booked.

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👤︎ u/pyrosthighs
📅︎ Oct 02 2017
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Tried making reservations at the library

But they're all booked up

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👤︎ u/loWbAtTeRy67
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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