Mike Tyson is so religious...
...he punches people in the faith
What do you call religious pasta?
What do you call a religious Wild African Zebra?
where do religious cows live?
I’ve been training my dog to alert me when he smells people who follow a creepy pseudo-religious leader who makes them believe that their salvation lies in giving him money.
I follow my diet religiously
I only consume glutton free products.
Need help thinking of a pun for a religious pigeon character :(
My friend has this dungeons and dragons character called Pijjin who is a religious pigeon (religion unspecified), and is composing a theme song for him. Trouble is, we need a name for this song, and we were hoping for it to be a pun linking any bird to any religious word or phrase.
Kinda bad example: 'Crow' + 'Communion' = 'Crowmunion"
Any religion-related word/phrase/concept is great, they can be from any real religion as long as it's kind of clear what it is :)
Thank you!!
Edit: Thanks so much guys, I'll definitely go with one of these, you've all been a big help :)
What might religious people call agnostics?
My religious friend died.
I'm planning on making the first religious figure that people are allergic to
I'll call him.... Peanut Buddha.
What do you call a trade organization made up of religiously devout workers who manufacture the bottom parts of shoes?
A Blessid Union of Soles.
A quick quiz: What do you call a religious person that lives on a tall mountain?
A. Saint
B. Shaman
C. Monk
D. Nun of the above
Where do Hindus store their religious texts?
I'm currently sitting through a Jewish religious music performance. Here is my review.
What is the most religious animal in the sea?
All of the local atheists decided to organize
They became a non-prophet organization
What do you call a religious person who burns people at the stake?
Little known fact: Mortal Kombat is actually an old Scandinavian religious song.
what do you call a religious insect?
I recently discovered my cat is religious.
Who would’ve guessed she’s Purritan.
What do you call a religious man with diarrhea who isn’t afraid to pass gas at anytime?
So I hired this dude to count people in the Bible for me. How many Noah's are there. How many Moseses. That sort of thing. Well, today, he stopped about halfway through. I'm sad to say that I had to let him go.
I mean, he only had one Job.
What did the religious wolf proclaim?
Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based off of the religious music of Scandinavia?
Did you know there's a religious group who Hates the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy?
They're the Haitin' Christian Sons.
What's the most religious insect ?
Did you know that Muslims were the LOWEST impacted religious group of people in the pandemic?
They've always required mosques
What religious group has more cases of cancer than any other?
Catholics, there have new masses every week.
How does a salad begin a religious service?
What do you get when you mix holy water with castor oil?
It’s a rare occurrence when a pun gives you a religious experience. The Argyle Sweater for 4/2/2021
My dad once bought a female sheep to attack these religious brothers who were always knocking on our door and trying to sell us flowers
I asked Dad why and he said: “Only ewe can prevent florist friars”
The religion of bras.
There are basically 3 types of bras for women that can be described in religious terms. There's the Catholic bra: it holds the masses. There's the Salvation Army bra: it uplifts the downtrodden. There's the Baptist bra: it makes mountains out of mole-hills.
We just started Great Lent, a time for more daily prayer, charity and silence...
we must do religiously every day :)
What did the religious donkey say to his sick friend?
What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
What type of digital payment do religious people prefer?
Did you now fish are religious?
They pray to Cod all the time.
Several religious groups are banding together to outlaw adult toys.
Their reasoning is the Bible says, "It's Adam and Eve, not Florence + the Machine."
Did you know bees tend to have unusual religious beliefs?
That's because they're insects
Mike Tyson is a religious guy.
He punches people in the faith.
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