What is the coolest religion?
I canβt remember the name, but i know it is from India and itβs sikh.
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οΈ Jan 31 2021
A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"
Slim to Nun?
(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)
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οΈ Aug 18 2020
What is Santaβs religion?
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οΈ Nov 25 2020
What do you call a religion that worships cannonballs?
Some might say it doesnβt exist so it isnβt canon in history, but if it existed, it would be called.....
Cannibalism
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οΈ Dec 10 2020
Praying mantises don't all follow the same religion.
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οΈ Nov 11 2020
What happens when a mix of religions go to Mecca?
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οΈ Nov 30 2020
I got a warning message from a mod saying βmy jokes are bringing to much religion and politics into this subβ
I replied saying βlet the people in this sub decide, for christ sakeβ
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οΈ Nov 02 2020
Is anyone interested in my religion that worships pinto beans?
We believe they're holy frijoles!
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οΈ Aug 08 2020
I denounce that barbers religion
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οΈ Jun 05 2020
If math was a religion...
...I think it would be pretty easy to sin.
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οΈ Jun 24 2020
Why don't you bring up politics or religion around pirates?
Because they love to arrr-gue and never sea eye-to-eye(patch)
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οΈ Apr 18 2020
What do you call Batman when he stops doing religion?
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οΈ Feb 05 2020
What religion is Lightning McQueen?
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οΈ Feb 15 2020
What's the international religion of economics
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οΈ Jan 26 2020
My Indian friend keeps trying to get me to convert to his religion and it's starting to work...
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οΈ Feb 14 2020
If you die for your religion in a really stupid way ...
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οΈ Jan 24 2020
Losing my religion
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οΈ Aug 06 2019
I asked my cat what religion he is
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οΈ Sep 14 2019
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οΈ May 05 2019
Religion is like a swimming pool.
Most of the noise is coming from the shallow end.
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οΈ Sep 27 2019
In some religions, dividing the opposite side by the hypotenuse is a sin
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οΈ May 05 2019
What's the only religion with a diet?
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οΈ Jul 25 2019
A Saudi Arabian captain was warming up his ships engines before heading out on patrol, when the religion police came and arrested him and his crew...
They were charged with "Idle Warship".
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οΈ Nov 14 2019
My religion prevents me from throwing out old clothing.
We have been called to be holy.
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οΈ Oct 13 2019
Never expected to get rich when I started making statues of divine beings in religions
But I am making prophets.
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οΈ Aug 05 2019
As less and less people are buying into religion, prophets are down.
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οΈ Aug 12 2019
The only religion I support
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οΈ Jan 23 2019
I changed my religion to follow the teachings of St. Francis, my dad was not pleased
He said 'no son of mine is going to be assisi!'
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οΈ Jul 13 2019
As part of my new religion, gluttony shall be given a penance of crunches.
Finally sinners will achieve absolution.
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οΈ Dec 30 2018
I created my own religion
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οΈ May 10 2019
I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networksβ¦For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly youβre a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
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οΈ May 22 2019
What religion do most llamas practice?
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οΈ Feb 11 2019
The thief that stole my diary and my book on world religions died today.
My thoughts and prayers are now with his family.
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οΈ May 16 2018
What is a ghosts religion?
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οΈ Jan 26 2019
7 day Adventist is the βweekestβ of all organized religions
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οΈ Mar 07 2019
I recently found out I was gay and changed my religion.
I moved to Utah and converted to Moremen.
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οΈ Jul 07 2018
I guess one could call Atheism a non-prophet religion
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οΈ Mar 19 2019
What religion is Chewbacca?
He is Chew-ish!
(Took this from a friend)
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οΈ Apr 30 2018
I recently converted religions and I'll be taking off April 14th in observation of Vaisakhi
I guess that means I'm calling in Sikh.
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οΈ Feb 13 2018
why are religions holy?
Because every story is filled with plot holes!
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οΈ Jun 13 2016
What religion do cats follow?
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οΈ Dec 27 2017
What type of religion will future colonies on the moon follow?
I'm not sure, but it definitely will be Moonotheisitic
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οΈ Nov 20 2017
Some religions can be dangerous..
always practice safe sects.
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οΈ Nov 30 2012
What is the economic religion?
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οΈ Jan 26 2020
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