What is the coolest religion?

I can’t remember the name, but i know it is from India and it’s sikh.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jacob_Orehoj
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A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"

Slim to Nun?

(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/megad1rt
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What is Santa’s religion?

He’s eggnogstic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/my-pp-el-fuego
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call a religion that worships cannonballs?

Some might say it doesn’t exist so it isn’t canon in history, but if it existed, it would be called.....

Cannibalism

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anormalpersonno8
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Praying mantises don't all follow the same religion.

They're in sects.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeoplesHero87
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What happens when a mix of religions go to Mecca?

You get a hajjpodge

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/takemytwixbyforce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2020
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I got a warning message from a mod saying β€œmy jokes are bringing to much religion and politics into this sub”

I replied saying β€œlet the people in this sub decide, for christ sake”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Folically-endowed
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Is anyone interested in my religion that worships pinto beans?

We believe they're holy frijoles!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doublegoldendragon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2020
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I denounce that barbers religion

It's hairesy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ashnakag3019
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If math was a religion...

...I think it would be pretty easy to sin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Justin2019
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Why don't you bring up politics or religion around pirates?

Because they love to arrr-gue and never sea eye-to-eye(patch)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMasonX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2020
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What do you call Batman when he stops doing religion?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Knockoff_Sans
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What religion is Lightning McQueen?

raceism

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Macknificent101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2020
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What's the international religion of economics

"Dowism."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dusty_marshmello
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My Indian friend keeps trying to get me to convert to his religion and it's starting to work...

It's Sikh-ening.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14 2020
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If you die for your religion in a really stupid way ...

... is that Martyrdum?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EyeWunderY
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2020
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Losing my religion
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sheineken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2019
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I asked my cat what religion he is

Response: catlick

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/miguel_de_prision
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14 2019
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I wonder why they tell you your cashier's religion on the receipt? imgur.com/gqAIMnr
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DarthEwok42
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2019
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Religion is like a swimming pool.

Most of the noise is coming from the shallow end.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2019
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In some religions, dividing the opposite side by the hypotenuse is a sin
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Adam-P-D
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What's the only religion with a diet?

The Episcopaleo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iiWizrius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2019
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A Saudi Arabian captain was warming up his ships engines before heading out on patrol, when the religion police came and arrested him and his crew...

They were charged with "Idle Warship".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cry2Laugh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2019
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My religion prevents me from throwing out old clothing.

We have been called to be holy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dasvott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2019
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Never expected to get rich when I started making statues of divine beings in religions

But I am making prophets.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2019
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As less and less people are buying into religion, prophets are down.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HoshForce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2019
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The only religion I support
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dankblazerrr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2019
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I changed my religion to follow the teachings of St. Francis, my dad was not pleased

He said 'no son of mine is going to be assisi!'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scamperillium
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2019
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As part of my new religion, gluttony shall be given a penance of crunches.

Finally sinners will achieve absolution.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2018
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I created my own religion

It's a cult classic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/No_life_I_Lead
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2019
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I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal

Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2019
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What religion do most llamas practice?

Isllama!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/soggiestwaffles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2019
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The thief that stole my diary and my book on world religions died today.

My thoughts and prayers are now with his family.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2018
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What is a ghosts religion?

Boo-dist

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/niggety
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2019
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7 day Adventist is the β€˜weekest’ of all organized religions
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2019
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I recently found out I was gay and changed my religion.

I moved to Utah and converted to Moremen.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07 2018
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I guess one could call Atheism a non-prophet religion
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/baronvonweezil
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2019
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What religion is Chewbacca?

He is Chew-ish!

(Took this from a friend)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Homer_Simpson2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2018
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I recently converted religions and I'll be taking off April 14th in observation of Vaisakhi

I guess that means I'm calling in Sikh.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Asmor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2018
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why are religions holy?

Because every story is filled with plot holes!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beast5534
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What religion do cats follow?

CATholicism

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guntanis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2017
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What type of religion will future colonies on the moon follow?

I'm not sure, but it definitely will be Moonotheisitic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChaoticGoodBrewing
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2017
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Some religions can be dangerous..

always practice safe sects.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/electricity1028
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2012
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What is the economic religion?

Dowism.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dusty_marshmello
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2020
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