Regularly Puns

..so we stopped and went home.

I said yes, you do it twice a year.

Thank you I’ll see myself out

She's a real mathemachicken!

Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...

It's a gross waste of resources.

It's pretty easy and it won't hurt one bit.

A roux teen.

A seasoned offender.

I could tell he was lye-ing.

I’ve definitely seen some change in him.

I've been under the weather for several years.

I did my best owl impression, complete with hooting noises and flappy wings, whilst offering tea, backrubs and pillow fluffs. When she finally asked what I was doing I replied "my owly check".

I'd like to say the groan was due to ailment, but it was all me.

I'd say it's working out.

Malaria is carried by mosquitos, but if you're clean, then your toes aren't musky any more.

and the remaining 10% are liars.

I allot a lot a lot.

It's called a Blue Diamond Phillips.

I was sitting at my desk at work checking my email first thing in the morning. Girl next to me says to others "man I wish it was Thursday!"

I replied "Thursday?! You bet I am! I'd love a coffee!"

I got the eyebrow raise from all of em.