Referred Puns

A list of puns related to "Referred"

After work why does Barack wants to be referred to as Al?

Because sweet home Al Obama....

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why is childbirth referred to as 'delivery'?

I mean, it's clearly take-out

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👤︎ u/QuaggaSwagger
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why was Darth Vader referred to as Lord Vader?

Because calling him Master Vader made all the stormtroopers giggle.

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👤︎ u/Larkin026
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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If a walking corpse is referred to as a zombie, then what would you call a running one?

A Zoombie

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👤︎ u/Semi-time7
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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I'm at the point where PM meals should not be referred to as supper or dinner, but more of a Family Meating.
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👤︎ u/TheJellyTruck
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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Note: the Warsaw Ballet doesn't appreciate being referred to as "Pole dancers."
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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ May 16 2018
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I hope the place where Phil Collins records his vocals is referred to as the "Stu-Stustudio"
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👤︎ u/sternloyalty
📅︎ Feb 28 2016
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Okay maybe I shouldn't have referred to my kid's dentist appointment as a "cavity search."
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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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I needed a lawyer, so a friend referred me to his legal counsel. But I'm having a really hard time getting in touch with the guy.

A. Goodman is hard to find.

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👤︎ u/garbagearmy
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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My wife just referred to the 'fun size' candy bar as "2 Musketeers"
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👤︎ u/nemo_sum
📅︎ Apr 11 2018
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My wife accidentally referred to the DVD player as a VCR...

She followed it up with, "Boy, I really am dating myself, aren't I?"

My reply: "Well, nobody else will."

I may not be allowed to sleep in my own bed tonight, but it was worth it.

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👤︎ u/Kortalh
📅︎ Nov 24 2013
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When things are banned in Afghanistan, are they referred to as Tali-banned?
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👤︎ u/Senor_Gringo_Starr
📅︎ Feb 09 2016
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An alligator in a vest is referred to as a...

Investigator!!!

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👤︎ u/tyler1193
📅︎ Sep 09 2014
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Alice Roosevelt, daughter of Theodore Roosevelt, had a long-time extramarital affair with Senator William Borah. They had an illegitimate daughter together, Paulina Longworth, who Alice referred to as "Aurora Borah Alice" [from /r/todayilearned] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali…
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👤︎ u/emilvikstrom
📅︎ Dec 22 2014
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