People reacting to a single post with different images are to be termed "REAPOSTS"

People who keep posting a meme or text or shower thought with different images as a REAction and then terming it as OP , are REAct POSTS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7Vivan
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Comment found on a video about animals reacting to music.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sebastiancavolina
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Reacting to a $2000 foldable smartphone...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sai_anand
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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How did the baker react when he was knighted?

He was Sir Pies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/writer_savant
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I have started freezing different objects at -273.15Β°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.

I call it the 0k boomer experiment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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I don't know how to react to this
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Why did a dyslectic react to everything at work?

Because it was Causal Friday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liesandthetruth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases"

He doesn't react.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wellimnotdeadyet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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How did the cockroaches react to nuclear bombings

They had a blast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neon_Unstable
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I think Helium hates my jokes.

He doesn’t react to any of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewYTTRA
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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When is it acceptable to react to a table?

Periodically.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyMiner
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Liam was sitting alone in a bar.

A group of college kids were having the time of their lives, a few feet away.

They noticed Liam, and how lonely he was.

They start making fun of Liam, about how sad and depressed he looked.

He,liam was too noble for anger, and didn't react.

He just said

All my friends Argon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I wonder how people will react to this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goodey96
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?

She gave him a piece of her mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_aftershock786
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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My penis reacts when I put it on clocks.

It's alright, but it's hard at times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XParker78X
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I have a chemistry joke

But no one would react

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josentangles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Can you tell me what metal blows up when it reacts with water?

Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albertosaurus77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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I'm a teacher and I like to do superhero impressions before class to put students in a good mood.

The other day I told them I was going to do an imitation of Batman, so I started off with:

"Argh… kryptonite, getting weaker…"

"THAT'S SUPERMAN!" a student in the back row yelled

"Thanks man, I've been practicing a lot", I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Overreacting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elmielmosong
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What do you call a Russian with only one testicle?

Ivor Nokabolokov.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerual952
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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How do Flat-Earthers react to a complement

β€œI’m Flattered”

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GB
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πŸ‘€︎ u/asrapg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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TIL: You can know an ant’s IQ by seeing how it reacts to fire.

If it burns, it’s a smart ant. If it does not, it’s retardant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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I judge bad situations on how my siblings react

Today is a cry-sis crisis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CVSSR
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Male anatomy isn’t the same as female anatomy.

In fact, there’s a Vas Deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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How my family reacts to sister in rehab imgur.com/gallery/XgIV9OM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OctoberMules
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juancafe_
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The wife saw a mouse and over-reacted a bit..

Now an ex-terminator is on the way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sorry_Firefighter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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There was a man that wasn't allowed to fart.

Since he started dating, his girlfriend would chastise him to great lengths everytime he felt the need to fart.

After they got married, the situation was maintained. He couldn't possibly fart near his wife. Sometimes he had to leave the house, just to pass some gas.

When he was really old, he died peacefully during in his sleep while lying on his back. She called the undertaker, so the arrangements for the funeral could be made.

When the undertaker rolled the man of the bed, there was a massive fart. The undertaker looked to the now widow to see how she was going to react, but she simply said:

"No need to chastise him anymore. Hee can RIP in Peace!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DangerASA
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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How does a fire react to a joke?

It charcoals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/touchmybackwalls
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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My girlfriend started lying to me because of all my bad jokes.

We have always been such a happy couple and everything was fine for 3 years straight. Of course I always felt comfortable in front of her and felt like I can tell her anything. That's where I was wrong.

A few months ago I noticed that she became annoyed by my dumb jokes that were only funny to me, but that just made it even funnier to me so I continued telling all these dad jokes to her and died laughing every time.

She puts up with it because she loves me. At least I thought so.

We were always 100% honest with each other and I'm still shaken by the things she told me today.

I sent her probably one of my worst dad jokes ever (that I stole from reddit), and she just couldn't take it anymore and told me how stupid my jokes are and that she doesn't know if she'll be able to put up with it much longer.

But that's not the worst part, I actually appreciated her honesty and considered the possibility to stop with all the stupid jokes and become more serious in the relationship.

The worst part is that she lied to me for the first time in all these years. I felt like I just couldn't trust her anymore and everything I thought I knew about her as a person just became questionable. I need your advice on how to react to this huge lie...

She told me she's Sorry, but I know for a FACT that her name is Diane.

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How did Pontius Pilate react when he heard about Jesus?

He got a little bit cross

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After a long argument with my boss, I quit my job at the helium factory.

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I dare you to read this

What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!

I heard a scary math joke, but I’m 2^^2 to tell it!

Have you heard of that new movie, β€œConstipation”? Well it doesn’t matter, it never came out.

I hurt myself when I went to a theme park in florida. When I went to the doctor, he started wrapping up my left leg, but then I pointed at my right and said β€œNo, doc, it’s dis knee.”

Last night I got mugged by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.

When Queen Elizabeth farts, everyone in the room must pretend like nothing happened. Noble Gasses don’t cause reactions, after all.

What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.

What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen!

I called the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said "Are they moving?" I replied "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."

Why can’t you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why do nerds wear glasses? It helps with division.

Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? You don’t wanna wake the sleeping pills.

What twitches and is found at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck!

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!

What do you call a 3 foot tall psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large!

Help, I can’t stop reading books with female protagonists! I’m a heroine addict!

How did Sparticus react when he ate his wife for dinner? He was gladiator!

When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent!

19 and 20 got into a fight… 21.

My friend told me, β€œPeople who sell meat are disgusting!” So I said, β€œYeah, well people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!”

How can turtles take photos of themselves? Shell-fie sticks!

What do you call a secret agent molecule? Bond… ionic bond. β€œTaken, not shared.” What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? (Cut this part, but make a screeching noise)

How much does Santa’s sleigh cost? $0, it’s on the house.

If America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight there would be mass confusion.

I had a splinter once; it eventually got out of hand.

I’m going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.

Most people are shocked to find out how terrible an electrician I am!

What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide What’s the coolest place to use the bathroom? The Lil Jon

Did you know that on average, people want three covers on their bed at all times? But that’s just a blanket statem

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
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Why do hockey players wear so many pads?

Because they have 3 periods a game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoppedup82
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I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center... The interviewer asked me if I can work well under pressure
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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Elders react Dadjoke

Commenting on Paul McCartney

"God that guitar player, he's going to go a long way, I got a feeling"

https://youtu.be/ytlqn8Da7bY?t=1m16s

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Why are chemists so hard to talk to?

The react to everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maximilian156
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Do any of you have a birthday.

I got a hostess at Disney today.

As we were checking in for a dining reservation, the hostess asks, "Does anyone have a Birthday?"

To which I reply, "We all do... but none of them are today."

My wife's eyes rolled so far, I think they went all the way around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linux203
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Xenon and Argon walk into a bar, and the bartender says β€œWe don’t serve your kind around here!”

They don’t react.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mirkules
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A noble gas walks into a bar

A couple of guys see him and try to beat him up. He didn't react

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roboragemachine
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My dad's clever dismissal of one of my pipe dreams

Me: "Hey dad, I think I would like to teach abroad one day. What do you think?"

Dad: "Why? We got a broad right here!"

[Points at my mother]

Dad: "She's got a lot to learn too."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teendream
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I went to a fancy dress party as Sodium Chloride and this guy throws Sulphuric Acid on me.

It was terrible. I didn't know how to react.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963_jan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Doggie treats

My uncoordinated husky has trouble catching treats when I throw them to her and the speedy little Chihuahua gobbles them up off the floor before she can react. However, when I throw her scraps of meat, she catches them every time. She never misses when the steaks are that high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRexIRL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses here!" Argon doesn't react
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slumberingtitan
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Helium walks into a bar, The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases in here."

Helium doesn't react!

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