Railways Puns

A list of puns related to "Railways"

I was going to tell a railway joke....

But I lost my Train of thought.

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👤︎ u/CanadianTrainFan
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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Railway companies must be nuts.

After all, they have loco-motives.

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👤︎ u/Wontonnoodles98
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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Why is the Italian railway so efficient?

Because all the trains run on thyme.

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👤︎ u/RedShirtCashion
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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"Attention passengers: I'd like to personally welcome you to my first day as a railway conductor. Not to worry though, you're in very capable hands...

I've been training for this."

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👤︎ u/NThruThe0utdoor
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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I went to a railway fancy dress party

Everyone was wearing platforms

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👤︎ u/denandbil
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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What do you need to cause a railway accident in Mexico? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/shubhamk123
📅︎ May 03 2018
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What do you get when you cross a railway with a broken down car?

Killed.

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👤︎ u/Jagsfreak
📅︎ Jun 27 2018
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The conductor crashed on the railway.

He was inexperienced. They should've trained him more.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Nov 27 2016
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Every time we go over a railroad crossing, I tell my kids...

“Hey, a train just went by!"

“How do you know daddy?”

“Because its tracks are still here!”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jul 03 2017
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