A list of puns related to "Railroads"
Everybody thought the game was a real trainwreck
It left it's tracks!
T H A T
But I heard they were recently working on a new track
I don't know boss, it's so hard to keep track.
2/22.
TOO! TO-TOOO!
Get it?
“Hey, a train just went by!"
“How do you know daddy?”
“Because its tracks are still here!”
You need more training.
They have a lot of training
But I couldn’t stay on track
"I know that because I can see it's tracks."
Look son, a train has gone by here recently. Son,How can you possibly know that dad? Dad... Look there...you can see it's tracks.
But I realized it would require too much training.
He trains.
The workers hoped it would soon so they could get back on track
Him: A train just came through there, you know how I could tell?
Me: How?
Him: I could see its tracks.
Me: "I can tell a train just went through here" Wife and son: "How?" Me: "It left it's tracks" Wife goes back to reading book, son puts headphones back on.
"OH WOW THIS IS SPECTACULAR. A train must have been here recently, you can still see its tracks!!"
A trainee.
My family comes up to visit and see the campus and as we drive down the road between the stadium and the cemetery I mentioned to them how hard it is to get tickets this year. Pointing in the direction of the cemetery, my dad proceeds to say "oh I bet they're just dying to get in!"
Groans all around.
Dad-Oh a train must of just went by.
Me-How can you tell?
Dad-Can't you see the tracks?
Railroad crossing, look out for cars. Can you spell that without any "R"s?
“Because its tracks are still here!”
2/22!
TOOOOO!
TOO-TOOOOO!!
T H A T
Every time we pass over a set of railroad tracks.
D: "Did you know the train just came by?"
"No, how do you know?"
D: "Well, it had to have come by. It left its tracks."
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