I just bought Spider Man pyjamas

I hope he likes them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poccoscfc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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Daughter: Daddy, I got Frozen pyjamas.

Dad of the year: well you might want to defrost them before you put them on then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dontgoadthechoad
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What does Craig David announce when he does a pyjama wash?

"This one goes out to all the P-P-Js"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dnhll19
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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My 15 year old sent a text asking me to pick him up from school and added "not in your pyjamas".

So I'm wearing his, because good dads listen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Just got third place in a pyjama contest!

My prize was a bronesie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TannedCroissant
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I've just bought Spider-Man pyjamas

I hope he likes them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayckb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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What mistake do pyjamas make when they spell the word "Pizza"?

They only put one "Z" (onesie)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pretty_Sick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Today I shot an elephant in my pyjamas...

And how it got in my pyjamas, I'll never know!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aerostotle
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2017
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β€ͺI regret quitting my job at the factory that made night wear for felines. I thought I was allergic to to some of the material we were working with. ‬ β€ͺ

But it turns out it wasn’t the cat’s pyjamas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Feet of Snow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PANDASPANKIN
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