Dad of the year: well you might want to defrost them before you put them on then.
"This one goes out to all the P-P-Js"
So I'm wearing his, because good dads listen.
My prize was a bronesie
They only put one "Z" (onesie)
And how it got in my pyjamas, I'll never know!
But it turns out it wasn’t the cat’s pyjamas