The name and look is a joke about people describing pop-culture ninja attire as "pyjamas"
Look: a nightgown, but ninja-y (?)
Takes up the chest cosmetic slot, so you can't equip cosmetics there Spy, Slot 4
- (+) 20% movement speed
- (+) Partial invisibility while standing,attacking disables this for 2 seconds, being attacked disables it for 4 seconds (partial invis shows your outline like when you get revealed, but team colour is shown as grey and it is fainter. While partially invisible, sentries won't attack unless you are within 3 dispenser-lengths of them)
- (i) Right click to draw melee and dash forward, mini-critting all enemies in your path. Dealing 200 damage total will recharge this fully. (Guess where I got this from)
- (-) all critical hits dealt are mini-crits
- (-) backstabs only deal critical hits
- (-) -100% sapper damage
- (-) disguising is unavailable
Haha stealthy skirmisher spy subclass go brrr
Hey! I'm trying to remember a quote, not one of the most memorable so it's not on any of the 'top 20 WW quote' lists I've seen but it's stuck with me for some reason. I only vaguely remember it too so bear with . . .
Bartlett is chatting to his staff, I think in the WH bedroom or living room and he is possibly in his pyjamas. He then quotes another American statesman (I thought maybe Washington but I cant find a quote from him either) that was along the lines of 'you should never let your children see you in your nightclothes'. He then dismisses the quote as being old fashioned, fusty etc. and carries on.
This is driving me crazy. I know I need to do a full rewatch anyway but if someone remembers this and can fill in the details it would really scratch a mental itch! Thanks
I have a decent selection of pretty nighties that I love to wear for my boyfriend, but the problem is that I'm perpetually cold by nature and these don't provide the means to keep warm (especially living in NY with our winters). I hate that I usually resort to the frumpy fleece pants and thermal shirts, and huddle under a couple extra blankets besides. Have you ladies found a suitable compromise between being pretty for your man and not freezing to death?
I'm a guy, my friend is going to celebrate her 17th birthday and I'm invited. We're going to spend the night at her house so we're taking sleepbags with us. The thing is that I don't know what nightclothes should I wear. I prefer pajamas at home but that will look funny at the party :D Do guys usually sleep with your clothes or just underwear? I'm pretty at a loss now
What's goin' on there?
I guess the concept didn't work
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Hello! I'm fairly new to sewing but have made a few garments so far, mostly from early 1920s and late 1910s patterns. So far, I haven't made any undergarments because I lack patience (I just wear a sports bra with the 1920s stuff and it works well enough lol, plus it's more comfortable than normal bras). I wear historical/vintage clothes pretty much full time, so there are a couple of things I would really like to get straight before I start making the undergarments:
- How does one go to the toilet in open drawers/camiknickers and that sort of thing? What I mean is, how do you avoid touching the toilet seat with them? CAN you avoid touching the toilet seat with them?????
- Is it a more recent thing that people sleep with undergarments under their night clothes? I've seen knitted vests from the 20s and surrounding periods to wear underneath pyjamas at night for warmth, but other than this I do not know. Obviously I'm really not concerned with historical accuracy when I'm in my pyjamas, so I'll end up doing whatever's most comfortable, but I'm curious.
Thank you very much!
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Thanks as always to BlueFishCake.
Part 3: Crumb
Chapter 23: Ask Me Anything
It felt like she’d only just closed her eyes when Ashley was shaken awake. The window was dark; she had no idea what time it was, though as she’d been up past midnight planning for the next day’s operations, she at least had a lower bound. One of the techs was standing over her, a cup of coffee in his hand. He passed it over as she sat up.
“Ma’am, we got a message you need to see. I can’t make heads nor tails of it, but it authenticated over one of our high-priority frequency-knocking sequences.” He passed a hand-scrawled sheet of paper over to her.
Ashley accepted the cup groggily, shaking her head to clear the cobwebs of sleep. “You have the authentication pattern?”
The tech nodded and pointed to a column of numbers on the side, each representing a frequency on which a signal had been sent, prefacing the message. She had a couple of patterns memorized, the ones that meant immediate danger, or that heralded a call from Central Command. This matched neither, which meant she needed her code book. She yawned. “Send an acknowledgement. I’ll be down in a minute.”
The ham radio network had turned out to be the Resistance’s most reliable means of communicating over long distances. Ashley didn’t trust the internet, and her organization moved frequently enough that getting a reliable connection often just didn’t happen before they had to move again. Having a network of reliable agents, spread out all over the sparsely populated area near the old Canadian border, each with a code book and a wireless set, had proved highly effective.
Even if it did mean occasionally being woken in the middle of the night to decode a secret message from an unknown source.
Ashley pulled her coat over her nightclothes and stamped her feet into boots. She pulled her code book from among the technical manuals stacked on her nightstand, and, coffee in hand, made her way to the makeshift command room. She dropped the code book on the table, and examined the sheet again.
With the code book, it didn’t take a long time to finish translating the message. “L taken by Imperial transport East-North-East. Enemies – killed 3 humans, wounded 1 Shil’vati, no prisoners. RM.” The problem was, who were L and RM? The ciphers they used were basic, by design, and whoever had sent this had taken the lessons of br
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
He lost May
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
