I said, I nailed it.
Could that area be called AC/DC?
and the box said 2-4 years!
You get a ladder
User Interface is important to them.
It was riveting.
Riveting
Percussion Pi.
You planet
My wife says this is grounds for divorce...
Nailed it !!
Why did the police arrest the turkey? > They suspected fowl play.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? > A poultrygeist!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? > To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What key won’t open any door? > A turkey!
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? > Goblet.
Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from? > A poul-tree.
What happens when you’re too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad? >They turn into blueberries.
What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today? > Plymouth.
An inno_dollar_.
It was called AC/DC.
Summer 2019 - "Unbreak-a-bowl" coming to a theater near you!
I thought you guys might enjoy it.
[link] (http://www.pickuplinesbyname.com)
Tick the "NSFW" box if you're over 18 since those tend to be funnier.
Igloos
Apparently he wanted to churn out catchy pop songs
A drill byte
A hundred sows and bucks!
My dad came down stairs with a concerned look on his face and tells my sister, "I think I'm put together backwards." We all thought that something was seriously wrong with him. Then he says with a straight face, "my feet smell and my nose runs."
They kept getting squished by the ball.
I thought it was pretty shelf-explanatory.
Me: Can you pass me those directions?
Dad: Don't you mean corrections? Because you don't ever look at them until you've mess up once. ^looks-to-invisible-camera
And the box said 2-4 years.
Box said 2-4 years
Dad: I just put a puzzle together. It only took one day. Box says 2 to 4 years
It was riveting!
