Turns out, we're spending two weeks behind the fridge.
They gave me a new one free of charge
Woooooooohaaaaaaaaaweeeeeeeewaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me: “Ya man, I guess you could call it a stool stool.”
Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.
Turned out to be a midlife Chrysler
iPad Thai
Put it on my bill
Breyers-Remorse
Immeatiately.
I said, “Records are….always a sound purchase.”
I can hardly walk but when I fart the room smells lovely
they all suck
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!
I got 5 for 1
Because it’s located in Mini-Soda.
Makes cents.
…and asks the cashier to put it on his bill.
To purchase a coupe
…while I was purchasing padded envelopes and shipping tape.
I wasn’t doing anything wrong, she just caught me buy supplies.
The company I work for has just purchased a Barge for works on a bridge. There is a competition to name the Barge and I would love it if the reddit community could help me win- I get a paid day off if successful. The best I have come up with is the “Pablo Escabarge” but I’m pretty sure naming our new barge after a mass murder and drug lord won’t go down!
Eventually she came around.
If only it worshipped sooner…
I'm afraid to wear it though, as I'm afraid it might make me look middle-aged.
it's also known as a hedge fund.
They..need to be charged.
I blew a fuse on my air compressor. I went to the electrical aisle at home Depot but I didn't see any.
I asked the employee who worked there where I would find a 3 amp fuse.
He located it, took it off the shelf l, handed it to me.
He then looked me right in the eye and said "I refuse"
Because he was a convicted melon
Swede Car Online
I shouted, “Oh come on! Not you too!”
at a second hand store.
I told her I’d look into it.
One of the main driving factors in this decision was, in the event of someone saying anything along the lines of “wait, you play violin?” I would be able to respond with “yeah I fiddle around with it.”
I waited eight months, EIGHT. MONTHS. for someone to say to me “you play violin?” Then, it finally happened. It was the perfect setting: five of my coworkers were sitting around a table having drinks after work and one of them mentioned the fact that I have a violin. And there it was, the question, exactly as I had imagined it: “Wait, EmergencyTaco, you play violin?” Months of preparation had led to this and, without missing a beat, I responded “yeah, I fiddle around with it.”
He replied “Oh. That’s cool.” And then the conversation shifted. Not one of them got it. I spent $600 for nothing. Nothing but crushing disappointment.
Nothing. It's on the house.
Do I need a current license?
That price of inflation is something else!
My accountant said it would be a sound investment.
He said, "We're about to close, but come back and I'll Shoyu Tamari"
it was the #2 best purchase I made for the year.
They gave me another one free of charge.
Family: so?
Dad: They gave me another one free of charge.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
Put it on my bill
He asked, “By mistake?”
I said, “Oh come on! Not you too!”
