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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What type of car believes in capital punishment?

A Musthang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?

decapita-shin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flame2212
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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A favorable Punishment
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soul2413
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Harsh Punishment please!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EXPLOSIVEGAMMA
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyperSeagull
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa...

I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping...

...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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PUNishment
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D7amo96
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Though not a perfect solution, cryogenic storage could be an alternative to capital punishment.

It has it’s frozen cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MotoFuzzle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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If being out of shape was a crime, a productive punishment would be to run on a treadmill.

It would be a run-on sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudleyDoesMath
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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The jury found me guilty. I asked the judge what the punishment would be, and he said: "Well..."

Suspended sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Can't spell punishment without pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/venetayDVDy
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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As a punishment I made my son read part of the dictionary.

He learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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They deserve punishment
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cakeportal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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This is punning me punderground like punishment and the last word wasn't a pun either. More like a punchline. Punderstand?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billyb0bj03
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I've decided on a number of time-out punishments for my one and future kids...
  1. Stand in front of a mirror and reflect on what they've done.
  2. Sit in the corner where the floor speakers are to face the music.

Any other suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chewgl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2014
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Crime & punishment
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookyAGENT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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A good dad joke is the best punishment for wayward jokesters.

Any others would just be pun. No ishment at all...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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I was only taught yesterday that people were hung as a punishment for their crimes.

This is noose to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiterallyL0091
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Some people see the Donald Trump / Mike Pence ticket as a punishment for America's sins

They say it's our comeTrumpPence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyborg_Nate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2016
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Between the First Amendment's freedom of assembly and the Eighth Amendment's no cruel and unusual punishment, the US Constitution is basically saying "some assembly required, battery not included."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sylvanussr
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2017
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Enjoy the PUNishment! Kip Addotta's "Wet Dream" youtube.com/watch?v=6l1Gv…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/plexxer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2017
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I am a glutton for punishment

Just let the word play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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Gluten for PUNishment offhandcomics.com/gluten-…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoist-that-rag
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa. I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping.

...with a really angry bear somewhere close by.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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