A list of puns related to "Punches"
Does that mean you bowled a strike?
Punchline.
I don’t think any of his punches connected. You might say he mist.
They get charged with battery.
"Shrunken"
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
Nothing, but he gave a little wine.
He drank a full glass.
He was offered a refill.
He declined.
The guy was one punch man.
So we got some punch and left. This joke kinda fell flat since their wasn't even a punchline to begin with.
He called my daughter a "ho". 3 times!!!
But he did call her a "ho" like three times.
He drinks straight from the bottle.
Bear with me.
He beat meat to it.
They are cutting edge technology.
And this is what I call a punch line
Call it a joint injury.
...they were advertised as double-pain windows after all.
Do You Hear What I Hear?
.....and that’s when I drew the line.
He called my daughter a 'ho'! 3 times!!!
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
..it's a brand-new Rolex."
not on my watch”
The wall has never been anything but supportive.
That hertz!
Previously owned by Neil Diamond.
You just have to roll with the punches and look out for number one.
He punches people in the faith.
I don't even want to imagine what'll happen when he leaves the house.
holey -Moley...
So, if it was a Triathlon, it would come down to, which one of us was better at riding a bike....Right!
They said they were doing a vibe czech
Annoyed, I went, "fine. I'll take 3 pounds of kilos then".
The moon was out this afternoon and I could only see half of it.
...it’ll be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house.
...right in front of a house where there’s a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. There’s a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.
Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldn’t mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesn’t budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.
A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy he’s ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.
With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right up. The man drives off, waving behind him and yelling a quick, “Thank you.”
As he catches sight of the party fading into the distance, he says to himself...
“Thank goodness for the delivery because that punch line sure is weak.”
He was as famous for his barrage of punches as he was for his rhyming taunts before a big match.
The called him the Jabberwookie.
It's awl I want.
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
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Even between the laughing and joking, the women in front of me insisted that we swap places, so I could get mine first.
I thought to myself at last a decent punchline
He hit him in his Week spot!
..it's a brand new Rolex."
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