A list of puns related to "Punch Press"
He was soda pressing.
Edit: better (Hawaiian) punch line
Just remembered when we were once sitting in class at the end of a lesson. The guy next to him asked if he had a hole punch.
He closed his fist and feebly pressed it against the guy's shoulder.
"Sorry. Only got a half punch."
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