It was always super sad watching my dad being barely able to lift 2-liter bottles of Pepsi.

He was soda pressing.

Edit: better (Hawaiian) punch line

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👤︎ u/beetlebath
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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My friend is a Dadjoke machine

Just remembered when we were once sitting in class at the end of a lesson. The guy next to him asked if he had a hole punch.

He closed his fist and feebly pressed it against the guy's shoulder.

"Sorry. Only got a half punch."

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👤︎ u/BobbyEn9
📅︎ Aug 06 2014
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